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I've already written an op on my 10 best looking celebrities. So thought I'd go right down the scale and do one on the least attractive celebs. The 10 I've chosen are all so different in their own ways, but have 1 similarity - they're all not at all attractive!
1) LIAM GALLAGHER I don't know what people see this this fella. He's crude, rude, vulgar, disgusting, and down right ugly! He's an embarrasment to the Nation. Liam, if you're reading this, crawl back under your stone!
2) NOEL GALLAGHER I thought as I've got Liam, I might as well chuck his brother in there for good measures. Ok, so Noel is a bit better-looking, and isn't quite as brash as Liam, but he's still nothing special.
3) ROD STEWART I can't believe this man! Here is this rock superstar with squillions of £££££ in the bank, constantly got a young blonde on his arm, and he's ugly! But, I do love his voice. Just not his looks. I must admit I am a big fan of old Rod, but not of his looks.
4) GARETH GATES Oh, bless him. Compared to Rod, he's just a baby, isn't he? He's still got a lot to learn. When he was on Pop Idol with his hedgehog hairdo, I thought he was a bit cute and wanted to cuddle him. But, it looks as though the price of fame has paid its toll on him. Sometimes he's an unshaven, scruffy slob. Gareth, do us all a favour as just stop singing.
5) ZOE BALL I've never really thought she's that pretty. Nor am I, but at least I admit it. I do wish I had her figure though. But, in the looks department, no way!
6) CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES I don't really know if you would consider her a celebrity, but thought I'd stick her in my top 10 anyway. Aaaaaargh! What does Prince Charlie see in her? Is he blind? All I can think of really is that she must be a damn good under the sheets, as he can't have gone for her with her looks!
7) EAMONN HOLMES What is this man? Is he some sort of blob from outer space? That's what he reminds me of! He THINKS he's got a sense of humour. He THINKS he's funny. When really, he's not. That's why I've switched over to BBC1 in the mornings. He's not good-looking, and he's not funny.
8) KAT SLATER (EASTENDERS) I can't think of her real name. I like her as an actress, I just don't think she's all that pretty. I can't believe she's got the reputation of an old slapper in Eastenders. She's hardly what you would call 'pretty'. Still, the men seem to like her.
9) MICHEAL WINNER This man is disgustingly vile. I'm sure as a person he's a really nice guy. Ok, so he comes across as a big arrogant, but maybe he can't help that. Perhaps that's just confindence. But, good-looking? I hardly think so!
10) KRUSTY THE CLOWN I know he's not real, but he can still be classed as a celebrity, can't he?! Krusty the clown is a chain smoking, money swindly clown in the Simpsons. I don't think he likes children much either. But, I'm not bothered about his personality. It's his looks that bother me with that green hair and big mouth. I have woken up in the night having hot sweats thinking about this 'creature'. (Nightmares, you see!).
There's my top 10 least attractive celebrities. What do you think? Do you agree with me or not?
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