Advantages good therapy for me
Disadvantages not so good for the people who disagree
Well hello to everyone, yes I’m back…and I apologise for that!
I thought that I’d start with something from members picks because I hadn’t been on for so long, rather than throw myself aimlessly at a book review.
So 10 things that annoy me it is then – should be pretty straight forward since there are a hell of a lot of things out there that annoy me. Yes I am the female, younger and far better looking (even If I have to say so myself… and to be honest no one else will) version of Victor Meldrew.
Oh yes! You may laugh at this somewhat trivial affair, but butter should mot be mixed with marmite until after it is put onto cold toast! Marmite has other non-buttery uses, such as in gravy, where I’d rather not have a layer of grease floating because some pillock has dumped half a tub of fat in my marmite.
10) Butter in the marmite.
You honestly don’t know how hard it was to keep this off number one. Neighbours! That was the one reason it was only no.9. Neighbours is actually the only watchable soap I have seen and that is purely because of the hilarity of the scripts and dialogue that have my rolling on my laminate.
9) Soap operas
OMG how much do soaps annoy me! Where can I start? It’s annoying me just having to think about it.
Well the p.poor acting of the cast may be a good start and I know there are people out there who will disagree vehemently with me on this subject but it really isn’t Oscar standard is it. I don’t know, maybe that’s why they’re so popular, because the acting’s meant to be hilariously pap.
The storylines, yes I am aware that they aren’t written to be like real life, the idea being that people can escape from their own mundane trawl and watch someone else’s fictional life and think ‘well mine isn’t all that bad really!’
Alas the sad fact is that the storylines are getting so far fetched, to be honest I’m surprised Albert Square is still inhabited. How many people have been beaten/murdered there? Surely there should be some sort of armed guard patrolling the streets!
Okay I’ll admit that this is a little on the sad side, but I really hate green! Well maybe not that much… It’s more to do with people who insist on having their house decorated green, that’s walls, furniture, carpets, crockery the whole kit ‘n’ caboodle in mouldy shades.
8) The colour green
The fact that I spent every weekend and spare hour I had in the blasted colour has nothing to do with this.One of my friends actually has green in virtually every room, luckily it has been toned down with the occasional white stripe, but she says it is better than pink; the original colour that was all over the house.
I still hate green – I have no reason, it is as irrational as my fear of medium sized spiders!
I am in fact talking about the girly pop groups, the manufactured saccharine sweet abominations that they are.
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