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Being a Navy Officer there are the things I can't live without.
This list is in no particular order, although if it should be, tell me and I will edit to put them in order.
Computer Yes it makes my life a breeze and works out all those complicated questions, such as 1+1 doesn't equal 2 it equals 'ERROR - invalid command or file name". Plus it also allows me to access ciao!
Coffee/Coca-Cola A dark brown liquid which is nice to drink, and passes the time while gossiping in the office or shouting at the TV.
Pro-Plus This is a legal wonder tablet that is packed full to the brim with Caffeine and other substances which all together wake you up. When taken with you won't sleep for a few days afterwards!!
Pizza Pizza is my favourite food, must be topped with cheese, pineapple, ham and anchovies to be the ultimate pizza for me.
Television Yes that idiot box in the corner. I couldn't live without my Simpsons and Sky News, plus those repeats of Friends never go amiss.
Full cooked English breakfast Although I rarely have a full cooked breakfast due to the fact I never have the time to cook it, it still is my favourite breakfast food when I have it. Topped with mushrooms and bacon. Just I hate having to clean up afterwards.
Credit Card Yes those evil things that get people into debt. I buy a lot of stuff online so need to use plastic. The thing is using a credit card also gets you protection from those nasty online thieves.
Iron plus Ironing Board A man who likes ironing! Yes that is rare :-). I have to have my uniform neat, tidy and the creases have to be razor sharp. The iron helps with this and of course the ironing board as well.
Chocolate After a quick 'innocent' snack during the day? Look no further then Cadburys Dairy Milk. I can manage a 200g bar all to myself in one day! Plus once again it contains Caffeine.
Caffeine And if you haven't already got the hint above, I can't manage a week without my Caffeine intake. I know I am probably addicted to this stuff, but it just wakes me up and makes me more alert. Although the good news for everyone else apart from me is that Pro Plus is banned on all ships at sea for safety reasons!
And of course there are the usual things, such as food, a house, money, water, electric and gas to add to the above.