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Listen Silvajade, Karenes, Lizzy 8, Mens. I love you all, but you've got it wrong about men. "Don't be too pushy", "don't go over the top with compliments", "no, I'm not going to sleep with you on the first date" . You should be so lucky. If I were to grant you a date with me, this is ... Read review

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Community Level 7waynehorri...

waynehorrigan

Make Way Ladies, The Men Are Getting Involved

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"Listen Silvajade, Karenes, Lizzy 8, Mens. I love you all, but you've got it wrong about men. "Don't be too pushy", "don't go over the top with compliments", "no, I'm not going to sleep with you on the first date" . You should be so lucky. If I were to grant you a date with me, this is what I want and don't want. **DON'T TRY TO MAKE YOUR TITS LOOK BIGGER** If, like Scarlet_Ribbons, your babylons have seen better days or they're just small and ..." Read review
21.02.2005

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An instruction manual for a great date with CelticSoulSister!

AdvantagesI'm a lot better on the inside than how I appear on the outside (I hope lol)

DisadvantagesMy perfect man (or as close as dammit) doesn't exist!

"Whether anybody would want to date me or not, remains to be seen. I’m partnerless, have been for nearly 25 years, I love the solo life and am happily very independent. I’m not one for parties, clubland, online dating, singles’ activities or anything like that as I strongly believe the best way to meet a kindred spirit is by pure chance. Though all the relationships I’ve had in my life have ended in disaster, the ones which felt best whilst they were ..." Read review
07.02.2010

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Community Level 5franproc

franproc

Loves Johnny Depp, but will settle for you...

AdvantagesA fun date

DisadvantagesOnce I've started, I might never stop...!

"Some people (those who know me best) would say I'm a picky person. I'd say, I'm not picky, I just like things to be RIGHT! Whether its a guy, an outfit, a car, a TV programme, I think things to be just so. Which means that going on a date with me is kinda like navigating a rubber dingy through shark infested waters in a thick fog wearing a blindfold. Unless you're perfect for the job, you're screwed. :p So what credentials do you need? 1. ..." Read review
12.12.2003

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Community Level 8COOOEEE

COOOEEE

♥Could You Be My Perfect Date? ♥

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"It is over thirty years since I went on a date as I am happily married and in 2006 celebrate my 30th wedding anniversary. I'm sure It would have to be a special person I date if I am ever found single again. ♥The best Way to ensure you get a date accepted is: ♥Take Me Out Although I love to curl up in front of the TV most nights, I do like to be wined and dined and taken out on occasions too. If you are thinking of asking me ..." Read review
02.05.2002

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Community Level 8thingywhat...

thingywhatsit

HYPOTHETICAL DATING.

AdvantagesFun, hypothetical sharing.

DisadvantagesOf course, no one that reads this will date me.

"This is of course a hypothetical category for me since I live miles away from any of you, and am not envisaging dating anyone on here. I thought I would write a humorous review because I am heavily into humour at the moment, because life has been a little tough lately, and losing myself on humour allows me the luxury of getting through a day. So what would I insist on for a successful date ? Let's start with the need NOT to do section in which ..." Read review
07.03.2004

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