10 Things a Person Needs to Do/Not to Do to Have a Successful Date With Me

Listen Silvajade, Karenes, Lizzy 8, Mens. I love you all, but you've got it wrong about men. "Don't be too pushy", "don't go over the top with compliments", "no, I'm not going to sleep with you on the first date" . You should be so lucky. If I were to grant you a date with me, this is what I want and don't want. **DON'T TRY TO MAKE YOUR TITS LOOK BIGGER** If, like ScarletRibbons, your babylons have seen better days or they're just small and are making you insecure, don't try and bump 'em up a bit. Wonderbras, stuffed bras forget it. I may be a bloke who follows his hormones before his head ... more

Whether anybody would want to date me or not, remains to be seen. I’m partnerless, have been for nearly 25 years, I love the solo life and am happily very independent. I’m not one for parties, clubland, online dating, singles’ activities or anything like that as I strongly believe the best way to meet a kindred spirit is by pure chance. Though all the relationships I’ve had in my life have ended in disaster, the ones which felt best whilst they were in progress, were those I wasn’t looking for and had least expected…….they just HAPPENED. I never have been stunningly beautiful, but I was ... more

Some people (those who know me best) would say I'm a picky person. I'd say, I'm not picky, I just like things to be RIGHT! Whether its a guy, an outfit, a car, a TV programme, I think things to be just so. Which means that going on a date with me is kinda like navigating a rubber dingy through shark infested waters in a thick fog wearing a blindfold. Unless you're perfect for the job, you're screwed. :p So what credentials do you need? 1. Don't be clingy! This is the number one faux pas in my book. Its all very well being attentive, but remember, you're not my mother! I don't like being called ... more

It is over thirty years since I went on a date as I am happily married and in 2006 celebrate my 30th wedding anniversary. I'm sure It would have to be a special person I date if I am ever found single again. ♥The best Way to ensure you get a date accepted is: ♥Take Me Out Although I love to curl up in front of the TV most nights, I do like to be wined and dined and taken out on occasions too. If you are thinking of asking me out on a date then do some homework first and try and find out what my likes and dislikes are. Show an interest in me and flatter me. If I am interested in you ... more

This is of course a hypothetical category for me since I live miles away from any of you, and am not envisaging dating anyone on here. I thought I would write a humorous review because I am heavily into humour at the moment, because life has been a little tough lately, and losing myself on humour allows me the luxury of getting through a day. So what would I insist on for a successful date ? Let's start with the need NOT to do section in which I will list five things that someone needs to do in order to have a successful date with me. 1. Don't be discouraged by my age. Believe me that with age ... more