10 Worst Jobs In The World

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published 06/05/2004 | ratty01
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"THE WORST JOB EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ok folks.

Not ten worst jobs but one worst job.

And surely this should be the winner of the Worst Job In The World Crown if there is such a thing.

I stumbled across this whilst lazily browsing.

Sit back and be thankful for the job you have.

(taken from article)

Zoo sperm bank worker Mohd. Binatang bin Goncang wins "Worst Job in

Wildlife Reserves Singapore (WRS), which runs the Singapore Zoo,has set
up a bank of sperm and animal tissue in order to help preserve species.

The thankless task of collecting the sperm falls to Mr. Binatang's,
starting his rounds at 4 a.m. "We start so early in the morning because
a lot of the animals have 'morning glory' when they wake up, and it's
easier to collect the sperm.

Wearing rubber gloves and carrying a cooler box filled with ice and
tupperware, Mr. Binatang, 25, told us that he'd just graduated from
Singapore Polytechnic with a diploma in life sciences. He liked nature
and animals, and thought that the Singapore Zoo would be the perfect
place to work.

"I never thought I'd be giving an orang-utan a hand job every morning,"
he said somewhat ruefully. "And he is the worst, he expects to be kissed
first. "As we approached the orang-utan enclosure, we saw the Zoo's most
famous resident lying casually on his back, hands behind his head, and
sporting a huge erection.

Applying the massage oil onto his gloves, he lingered outside the
enclosure before entering and knelt before the orange beast. About 2
minutes' worth of squelching noises could be heard before Mr.Binatang
emerged again.

Next the tiger enclosure, the big cats were sprawled lazily on the grass
verge, in a somewhat half-hearted manner as he put on a fresh set of
gloves and entered the enclosure. "Here, kitty, kitty,kitty..."

Moments later, he emerged with several tupperware full of viscous

"Isn't it dangerous?" we asked.

Mr. Binatang was silent for a while.

"They know I'm not there as an enemy," he finally said, a glazed,
faraway look in his eyes.

Working his way round the zoo, he finished his rounds at 3 pm in the
afternoon. Carrying out his duties with the tapirs, the rhinoceros,
giraffe and the gorillas, amongst others. "Each animal is different,"
he said, removing his gloves, now speckled with traces of polar bear

"The chimpanzees always want to be hugged afterwards. The elephant is
the most tricky because of the size of its thing... sometimes I have to
use both my arms to tug on it." As you can expect it's really
affecting my sex life."

I can't help it. Each time my wife initiates sex, these ejaculating
hippos keep floating through my mind."

How long will he stay difficult to know, but deputy assistant director
Lai Jee Seow thinks it is important to continue.

"It's because the animals have gotten so used to Binatang coming over
every morning to pull them off, many of them now can't be
bothered to engage in real sex."

Hows that for a worst job !

Lifes A Gas ! Keep Smiling !

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  • m.lyon published 11/05/2004
    That makews my job look the best in the world, and I'll never whinge about it again!!! Nice op. Marc
  • kappaslappa published 06/05/2004
    Eurgh...in a word!
  • magicloudz published 06/05/2004
    Well it's not your own writing, and it's not ten jobs. Sorry:) -Jon
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