99 reasons, why you are addicted to Ciao > Reviews (8)

99 reasons, why you are addicted to Ciao… It was me who proposed this category to Ciao and after one day, there are already some other reviews  But it was me who had this idea and this is the most important thing. However, doesn’t matter that I’m not the first writer in this category. Let’s start with my 99 reasons:

You are addicted to Ciao because…

1.) … your favourite colour was gold for a long time but turned recently to black

2.) … you can’t make your holiday in Italy. If you would do that, you could just think about Ciao because it’s also the Italian word for “hello”

3.) … your children are called like your favourite members out of your CoT

4.) … first thing in the morning (before taking a shower…) is to check your account

5.) … you’re having terrible nightmares about an ominous thing called “not helpful”

6.) … if you receive a rating worse than “very helpful” you’re going mad

7.) … your favourite letter of the alphabet is “E”

8.) … when you’re doing your shopping you just buy products with high earnings on Ciao

9.) … you only speak English but you’re a member of all international platforms of Ciao

10.) … you’ve memorized all your reviews on CD, printed them out and saved them on your computer as well

11.) … you write a mail to Ciao every week just to ensure them how fantastic the platform is

12.) … you only write in new categories with no other reviews

13.) … when a friend of you says “Ciao” instead of “Hello” you think that he/she’s a member as well

14.) … you but things you don’t want, just because they’re in a good valued category

15.) … before you even buy a yoghurt you’re consulting reviews on Ciao

16.) … if your face turns red and a friend tells you “you’ve turned red” you first think on your dot at ciao

17.) … you’re colouring your hair according to your actual colour on Ciao

18.) … you leave your house/flat only if there is a Ciao meet around the corner

19.) … your dream is to buy a Ferrari with the earnings of Ciao

20.) … you found your love over Ciao

21.) … you’ve painted the walls of your rooms in the colours of Ciao

22.) … you’re finishing every written sentence with a “!” !!!

23.) … if you need any help you don’t ask your friends but you write a mail to Ciao

24.) … you’re deeply in love with it

25.) … you’ve got a countdown in your short profile which shows the number of points till the next colour

26.) … instead of reading books you read only printed out reviews

27.) … your favourite “book” is your guestbook

28.) … your friends are members of Ciao

29.) … you try to sign cheques with your Ciao-Name

30.) … you want for every good sex a diamond

31.) … you want a comment for every “not so good” sex

32.) … you have in maximum 100 friends

33.) … you made Ciao to your start page

34.) … the wallpaper on your homepage is the logo of Ciao

35.) … you couldn’t go on holiday without an internet connection in your hotel

36.) … you use the words exceptional, helpful and not helpful in every sentence

37.) … if you like a person in the real live you tell him/her “you’re in my CoT”

38.

) … if there are technical problems with Ciao you’re going crazy after 5 minutes

39.) … you have to take a therapy when you received a “not helpful”

40.) … you have an appointment with your doctor and as he asks you about your problem you tell him that he can read it under “Everything with S…”, published last week

41.) … you are proud because your psychiatrist (your problem is Ciao) is now also a member of Ciao and has already the purple dot

42.) … your fingernails are having the colour of your dot at Ciao

43.) … you think, your neighbour is a member as well because there is an account with 3 letters of his name and every time he sees you, he smiles

44.) … you change your photo on Ciao after every time you went to your hairdresser

45.) … you believe in a good named “Ciao”

46.) … you have a tattoo on your arse with the word “Ciao” (what else… )

47.) … you write a review in this category

48.) … you’ve got a secretary who writes your reviews

49.) … you think a day without Ciao is a lost day

50.) … you think the world is dangerous und so you prefer your cyber life

51.) … you write a comment to every review and it doesn’t matter to you if you really have something to say

52.) … the only party you had last year was with some other members in your guestbook

53.) … you wish every single new member on Ciao a good start and good luck

54.) … you wait for the premium fund on every first day of month

55.) … you’ve got a personal product of week and fortunately it’s always the same product Ciao presents

56.) … you want to jump out of the window when you’ve received an “off topic”

57.) … you’ve got a list with your community points and you compare them every evening

58.) … you have troubles with you friends just because they gave you a “helpful”

59.) … you pray to Ciao every evening before going to sleep

60.) … you don’t buy products which aren’t valued by Ciao

61.) … you don't use your diary. Instead of it you write down everything in your private guestbook

62.) … a day you change your colour is more important than your birthday

63.) … your sexual life is part of your private guestbook

64.) … you wear lady-binds just because they are the product of week (and you are a man)

Okayokay, I see, 99 reasons are definitely too much and I can’t manage to find more (honest) reasons :). I hope you had a laugh and like this new category. It would be great to see some other reviews in here.

And don’t forget, it was me who proposed this category *smile*.

Have a nice day
Raphael