Advantages Its by me
Disadvantages Its by me
I’m sorry people I came back again. Decided I had to torment you all again for the heck of it. After all what sort of evil supergenius would I be if I didn’t torment you now and again with delusions of grandeur and deeds of foul villainy and I will do it alphabetically…Bwaah ha ha ha ha… (cough, splutter)
Sorry still haven’t got my laugh down right…A
B is for Books: How can I ignore them, that crisp, musty smell of a good library just inspires me to more acts of total malevolence.
D is for Deviltry: What I plan to do when I finally have the world under my thumb.
F is for Ferret: As they make such a great torture weapons. Ferret down the underpants anyone?
H is Hamster: Which is what I want to turn the population of Bradford into…
J is for Juxtaposition: My world will be a curious juxtaposition of Military dictatorship and fun fair.
L is for Lemming: Hey my crack Kamikaze Lemmings are going to make mincemeat of the USA. As long as they do not go past any cliffs…
N is for Nuts: That word people keep on calling me at all the wrong moments….
P is for Penguin: I have so many things planned for my Penguins.. Bwaah ha ha ha ha….
R is for Robotics: Not really robotics more cybernetics really as I want to fit my Squirrels with cybernetic limbs and laser eyes.
T is for Terminal: Yes my insanity is terminal both for me and the world as I will take it with me.
V is for Vampire Crack Squirrels: My elite night troops, bloodthirsty, vicious and only killable with a HB pencil.
X is for me to know and you to find out ;)
After finishing this little piece mortimus once again went into hiding…
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