A-Z for Members Challenges

I’m sorry people I came back again. Decided I had to torment you all again for the heck of it. After all what sort of evil supergenius would I be if I didn’t torment you now and again with delusions of grandeur and deeds of foul villainy and I will do it alphabetically…

Bwaah ha ha ha ha… (cough, splutter)

Sorry still haven’t got my laugh down right…

A
A is for Atomic: Yes atomic energy is a crucial part of my master plans for world domination. Otherwise how am I going to arm my Tactical Nuclear Penguins?

B
B is for Books: How can I ignore them, that crisp, musty smell of a good library just inspires me to more acts of total malevolence.

C
C is for Chemistry: I need a good grounding in this subject or else I will never come up with that really cool mind altering drug for turning people into human Hamsters.

D
D is for Deviltry: What I plan to do when I finally have the world under my thumb.

E
E is for Evil: What else would it be? Guys come on what else would it be?

F
F is for Ferret: As they make such a great torture weapons. Ferret down the underpants anyone?

G
G is for Genetics: How else can I get a Penguin big enough that can carry a Nuclear Weapon.

H
H is Hamster: Which is what I want to turn the population of Bradford into…

I
I is for Idiot: Who else but an idiot would write another op based on world domination.

J
J is for Juxtaposition: My world will be a curious juxtaposition of Military dictatorship and fun fair.

K
K is for Knickers: I am sorry but I am not taking over the world without having clean underwear. That’s a given.

L
L is for Lemming: Hey my crack Kamikaze Lemmings are going to make mincemeat of the USA. As long as they do not go past any cliffs…

M
M is for Megalomania: A healthy dose of megalomania helps the day go by that little bit quicker.

N
N is for Nuts: That word people keep on calling me at all the wrong moments….

O
O is for Orbital Super Laser: Excuse me but if I want to blow up a planet I really do need something stylish to do it with. But I am not naming it the Death Star and I am seriously considering the Mr Blobby colour scheme for its exterior.

P
P is for Penguin: I have so many things planned for my Penguins.. Bwaah ha ha ha ha….

Q
Q is for Qwerty: Otherwise my demands would be such a pain to write…

R
R is for Robotics: Not really robotics more cybernetics really as I want to fit my Squirrels with cybernetic limbs and laser eyes.

S
S is for Sober: Yes I am sober while I write this piece of insanity..

T
T is for Terminal: Yes my insanity is terminal both for me and the world as I will take it with me.

U
U is for United Nations: My first target of conquest after Bradford.

V
V is for Vampire Crack Squirrels: My elite night troops, bloodthirsty, vicious and only killable with a HB pencil.

W
W is for the World: It is gonna be mine you know…

X
X is for me to know and you to find out ;)

Z
Z is for Zealots: Which is what you lot are gonna be as the brainwashing kicks in at the end of this sentence…

After finishing this little piece mortimus once again went into hiding…