Advantages You could fall asleep
Disadvantages I nearly did!
I don't know why, but I haven't done a challenge in ages let alone the A-Z challenge I see everyone else do.....so throwing caution into the wind, I've decided to give it a whack! You may fall, asleep or fall off your chair laughing but may I remind you that I am very strange and live in my very own bubble world.Here goes nothing!
A is for ACCIDENTS. I am the clumsiest person on the plant. No seriously, I just cause a whole world of pain. My boyfriend just dispairs for me. He thinks it's funny that I keep dropping everything in sight or tripping over something! Nice to know I provide a function in life for him isn't it! A great source of entertainment for him. Saying that, I am pretty bad. I fell down the stairs at my boyfriends house after tripping over a box with a hat in it! Whoops!B is for BATS. I live in a really old house......like victorian style house. There a million things wrong with this house......the water works for instance. Back to bats.....I am hugely convinced that we are host to a family of bats who live in the attic. I find it funny as hell but no one actually has the guts to go up into the attic to find out, but every so often, they scratch and make funny little noises, that spook every person who has come to stay in our house. My older sister swore she saw one once and has promptly named it "Nermal" oookkkkkayyy then!
C is for CANCER. Last year I had the shock of my life when I found out that I had a brain tumour. I'd been having loads of bad headahces and was taking paracetamol every day. I didn't think anything of it, until it started to affect my eyes. I could read music when I was practising the piano or read anything. It was all blurred. My friend frog-marched me down to the opticians who looked at my eyes, then referred me to a specialist who did an x-ray and found the tumour. Fortunately, it's been removed and I have lived to tell the tale.....just trying to grow my hair back now!D is for DOGS. This is about the only pet that I can handle. I have a german shepherd dog called Tyson and he is absolutely gorgeous and roughly the size of a donkey. He is very protective and barks alot. Had him since a puppy and soon wished we'd got him after his teething phase. He chewed on everything as a puppy! There goes the brand new Gucci bad that older sister bought then!
E is for EEEKKK!!!!!. Sorry folks.....saw a spider about a foot away from me. (get lost, ya little bugger.....ok, your moving in the wrong direction now......no the other way......DAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!) Couldn't think of anything for E!F is for FISH. In the office that I work in there is a strict "NO EATING POLICY". Taking absolutely no notice of this, my work friend decided to go down town to get some lunch. At 12.15pm she promptly entered the office with 3 pieces of cod in batter from the chippy and started to eat them. Everyone one within a mile radius of our office nearly choked and gagged at the smell of fish and it stayed that way for the next 3 days! Eeeewwwww!
G is for GEESE.
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