1. What’s on your duvet cover? ************************************ Its pretty boring- purple with some white squiggles. And a little bit of drool.
2. What is in the glove compartment of your car? ***************************************************** Again, nothing too exciting- a payslip from last month, some chocolate bar wrappers, and some sort of book with info about my car that I've never actually read.
3. What is the background to your computer screen? ***************************************************** The front cover of the film Full Metal Jacket- the army helmet that has a peace sign and "born to kill" written on it.
4. What was the last thing you sang? ******************************************* I'm always singing to my daughter- I think the last thing was "Splish splash I was takin a bath..."
5. When was the last time you did a cartwheel? ***************************************************** Probably when I was about 10- don't really remember.
6. How do you take your coffee? ************************************* Milk & 2 sugars. That's the thing I like best about my job, you get all the coffee you want, for free! I live on the stuff.
7. Last time you went clubbing? ************************************ Ages ago- Haven't been out properly in the last year or so.
8. Do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after? ***************************************************** After- its a waste of time brushing before, they'll just get dirty again.
9. Sugar on cornflakes or not? ************************************** Of course. I even put sugar on sugar puffs.
10. If you could learn one instrument what would it be and why? ***************************************************** Something mad like the fiddle or a tuba.
11. If you could speak a foreign language what would it be and why? ***************************************************** Portugese- there's loads of Portugese people coming to work here and interpreters for them make a fortune.
12. What would be your perfect email address? ***************************************************** I wouldn't change the one i have.
13. Describe your favorite mug. ************************************** The one with Bart Simpson on it - I'm a sucker for Simpsons stuff.
14. What was your last dream? *************************************** Northern Ireland won the World Cup!! Only joking- I usually remember my dreams for about 5 minutes and then forget them. I think the one last night had something to do with an airplane.
15. What time does church start? **************************************** 11.30 in the morning and 7.00 in the evening. I know because my mum used to make me go every week.
16. What was the first exam you took? *********************************************** I have no idea. I would imagine in was at scool, but i didn't really pay much attention.
17. Did your parents hit you? ********************************** My parents used to carry a wooden spoon every time they brought me somewhere- apparantly I was a bit of a rapscallion.
18. Do you wear your watch on your left or right hand? ***************************************************** Don't wear a watch- I just use my mobile to tell the time.
19. What shampoo do you use? ************************************** Whatever happens to be sitting beside the shower. My girlfriend buys it, I just use it. I'm not too picky.
20. Last time you cut the grass? ************************************** Don't have grass- the back garden was over run with weeds when we moved in and haven't got it sorted yet. I'll get round to it eventually.
21. Should we keep the monarchy? ****************************************** Every time you look at the papers its "Prince Charles blah blah blah, Camilla blah blah, Harry blah blah blah blah blah etc etc etc etc.... WHO CARES? Maybe if they could still behead people I would have a remote interest, but if they all got shipped off to Mogolia tomorrow I wouldn't care in the least.
22. What was the last thing you ironed? ********************************************** I don't iron- in fact I can't iron. I tried it once and the thing ended up more wrinkly than it started, so I gave up that hobby fairly quickly.
23. What was the last thing you bought? *********************************************** Cigarettes and muffins this morning.
24. Have you been to Durham? ************************************ Can't say i have.
25. What did you have for tea last night? ********************************************* Salad sandwiches- I really really wanted curry but my girlfriend talked me out of it because she knew I would mess up the kitchen making it.
26. Tea out of a teapot or tea bag? **************************************** Don't drink tea at all, I'm a coffee man.
27. Favorite month? ************************** It would have to be one of the summer months, doesn't really matter which one, I like them all.
28. Last time you clipped your nails. ****************************************** Sometime last week, I think.
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