Andrex Toilet Tissues

Advantages: It's tissue
Disadvantages: It's tissue

...my arse with handfuls of Andrex tissue and its very very comfy and keeps me clean' rah rah lyrics. So I am going to use a different approach, and no it doesn't entail right hand self pleasure antics of us guys (or girls either, we know what you get up to), but the adventures of everyday life using these tissues. I mean why not, sure it's called toilet tissues but we use them for other stuff besides toilet related stuff right? These tissues are 2 ...
...all stretchy. Ok, grab the Andrex tissues and start wiping! Well the tissue got stuck to the floor so not so great, but with a bit of water the tissue cleaned it up very easily. Quite strong and I didn't use too much of the roll either. Test 3: Wipe table Ah crap, the lovely girlfriend spilt coffee all over my very expensive oak coffee table with the expensive skirting and laminated legs. But fear not the toilet roll is in the palms of my hands ... Read review

Advantages: You finger doesn't get covered, your bum doesn't get scratched and its a wrapper you can proud off in your toilet. Lets face it, we dont want tesco value on show now!
Disadvantages: bit more pennies

...out the new version of Andrex Quilts, nothing seems to perform as good as these. So what is so special ………? Please don't get me wrong, all Andrex are good. They always seem to have many new off spring, the normal sheet, the embossed, the aloe vera and the honey. I think, this time the quilts are the best of the bunch. Every individual sheet has three layers which are fused into one chunky "quilt" or sheet. They measure 13cms x 11 cms which is boxed ...
...per roll unlike the normal Andrex which has 240 sheets. Its still cost effective though as you only need two sheets for us girls to mop up any drips on no 1's and only 4 for each swipe at your no 2's. The normal andrex needs a good 4 sheets to dry up any spills and at least 8 to get a good angle at your rear end. Any Smell ………? Not on the quilts, just the smell of cotton. Andrex do an Aloe Vera toilet tissue which isn't as soft but gives off a bit ... Read review

Advantages: A pleasure to use
Disadvantages: Its a bit of a bummer!

...I am going to review Andrex Toilet Tissue with Aloe Vera and Vitamin E. If you have read any of my previous reviews you will think I am the most unlikely person to review a product of this nature, but here goes. Why did I buy this instead of my normal brand? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Firstly, I do all the shopping in our house. Why? Basically because I am better at it than the missus, I spend less (but generally buy more; know what ...
...bargain, I noticed this new Andrex product with a trial price of £1.55. So, I assumed I was going to get a better product than my normal one, and for less money. What’s the packaging like? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The normal big ‘Andrex’ word on the cellophane wrapper. Mainly transparent so you can see the product inside. Some ‘leafy’ sort of picture, I guess to show the Aloe Vera (I am not sure but I think Aloe Vera is plant extract). On the back ... Read review

Advantages: What you want in a Toilet roll
Disadvantages: May seem pricey to some

...Bog Roll, Loo Tissue) Andrex is a well known toilet manufacturer. I'm sure you've seen all the adverts involing the mascot, A Puppy called Andrex, getting up to mischief. The adverts are told from Andrex's point of view and in the latest, to proof that andrex is long, he ties the beginning of a roll to a lampost and then we see the car driving along and a large "kite" of loo roll behing them. *Did you know there are over 120 Andrex adverts?!* ...
...2-ply roll.* - Andrex loo roll is availble from all supermarkets and the prices range from about £2.50. There are many different colours and multipacks available including 2, 4 and 9 packs and pink, blue, green and white colours. All the varieties come with Andrex (a golden retriever puppy) on the cover so you shouldn't miss it! I usually buy the white 9 pack with 3 free (12 in all) in my tesco's. It comes in a large plastic wrapper with a handle ... Read review

Advantages: Smooth, soft, strong
Disadvantages: Artatthemovies uses it

...But no, it's Andrex for me, pure and simple. It's a bit more expensive than your own brands but as I say: nine times out of ten you get what you pay for. HOW DOES IT FEEL? ------------------------------- I don't know if this is psychological or not, but because I've spent a few extra pennies is it my mind saying it feels better or my bum? I'll plump for the latter in this case. Generally I find this kind to my skin and on the occasions when I ...
...and pink. Andrex could clean up (no pun intended) if they diversified their colour range. How about: -black for Linkin Park fans (with skull n crossbones logo) -red for when you're feeling really angry or have to strain that little bit harder -pink with little fluffy fairies (The Shell From BB5 Memorial Roll) In fact, if you can create logos and ringtones for any type of market on your mobile, this can surely be easily transferred to toilet paper. ... Read review