Ok, once up on a time i walked to to tesco with my mates. We walked past all the food and me and frosty saw something at the end of the rainbow which was inside Tesco. We approached the deli which was made out of gold and filled with lots of meat. We stood there shocked as we saw the treasure it was a bears head on a piece of luxiourous ham, Frosty looked at me with a face of amazement, she said to the deli sever "can i have a slice of billy bear ham?", the woman replied "yes" in excitement. The woman then put on her glove so there would be none of diseases past over. She picked up the billy bear ham carefully with her right hand using her fingers to to gently tear off the billy bear ham from the other billy bears in the pile. The woman grappled the billy bear in her hand and passed it over to the excited young girl(it was like christmas day for her) and ran to the checkout as fast as she could to buy her dream ham! As she approached the checkouts it was pretty busy so she thought "hmmm self service or basket till?" frosty decided to go for the basket till as she knew she had confidence with it and she has had problems before with self scanner like paying like 2p for an apple. :)
So Frosty went to the basket tills and waited patiently for her go...........Her go then came. She handed over the billy bear and smiled at the lovely checkout person. They said "hi" frosty then frosty said "hi" they then said "15p please" frosty then went into her magical gigantic bag and pulled out a 10p and a 5p! she handed it over and said "thankyou" She then rushed outside and showed everyone the billy bear, everyone just shrugged there shoulders like it was just a piece of sweaty ham, frosty then held the billy bear in her hand and the bily bear winked to her, she then bit into the ham and slowly started turning into a bear(like on harry potter when they drink the potion and herminone turns into a cat or sommat!) we were all stood there thinking what to do, as she came to the end of eating the billy bear right ear she said "Billy Billy Billy de de de"(to the rhythm of ruby by kaiser chiefs) and turned back in her normal self like magic.
That is the magical tale of the magical billy bear ham!
The end!
Billy bear ham ratings
Presetation of the ham-10/10 Taste-10/10 Price-10/10 for 15p you cant argue magical 10/10
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