Book early or wait for last minute deals: how will you arrange your summer holiday this year?

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published 11/04/2017 | 1st2thebar
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''The Differend: Phrases in Dispute' -- Jean - Francois Lyotard; definitely a winter warmer.
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The man from 'Delmonte' say's.... no.

The man from 'Delmonte' say's.... no.

Life must be difficult for a Travel agent, in one corner there's the public demands and in the other you're being diplomatic with the tour operator and their logistical arrangements. Pulled from left to right, trying to earn a crust... Not forgetting the unforeseen calamities of deranged acts of those who can't stand the free world being somewhat... free to go on vacation.

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Nine and a half weeks

There's an inexorable mood about me this year, I'm stubbornly inertia at best; yes, for I am nobly: vacillating; boldly keen to waste the travel agent's time, via expressing impossible dreams without compromises, during a leisurely lunch. I often exclaim: "Ah, I can see the print nodes where the photograph of a blue sky has been edited, Madeira has never been sunny when I've gone. And no cake either." If I allow myself, I can stop in the capital, transport myself beyond the chasing of tail capitalistic indoctrination and hear the mountains calling, the refreshing terrains of open space, I hear the swathes of Tuscan landscape calling out for me as well... a signora vocal in broken English says... "Chianti misses you, she misses your lips, your tongue and your ravenous appetite." Indeed, my consumption of the Tuscan grape gets around, gloriously bumptious vino stalk me in this region, imagine Harry Styles in a Barnsley Premier Inn lobby - envisage the carnage, the feverish, hormonal 'kidults' panting at the entrance, screaming, crying; getting pulled back by security. Naturally, I'm reluctant in being a Tuscan grape sex symbol, as I keep saying... "I'm no man from Delmonte, my disposition is somewhat less smiley, hand wavy and welcoming, than the fruity connoisseur." But their flamboyant nature is outlandishly curious about my outward assurance, pretentiousness. Maybe, I am maturing, heaven forbid - there's only so much love a grape can offer; and experience tells me, 'Chianti' pounds my head in the mornings and afternoons like a simian beating a drum.

Treasured Island

Binibeca in Menorca due to excessive tourism has been spoiled in a decade; notably the tourist board and local residence have closed all of the exclusive private beaches... enough room for three to take advantage of a sun-trap. Undeniably observed when you fly over the myriad beaches on the flight-path to Mahon airport. Somehow the literature rarely gives updates of where the private the sun-traps are; to call the marketing literature ambiguous is an understatement. Vacations / locations are invariably misinterpreted why I lean towards a local guide to paint me the actual picture of the venue, prior to clicking on to booking. Late bookings generally are done by domestically, relationship pushed families who are desperate for a life, relationship saving trip to lighten the domestic load per se. Far better to have disagreements in the 'sun' than in a drizzly Scunthorpe - you got to hand it to them, our wonderful 'EU' partners are delighted to embrace the domestic load of pasty Brits with their colourful 'here I am' attire - patriotic to the hilt, ordering eggs and chips and speaking in a foreign language, namely their own. How proud I am to be British, of my fellow countryman, so instinctive and polished on cultural etiquette. Y'know the kind which built the UK, giving hope, prosperity via united association. The pioneering nation that gifted the developed world human rights and rightly so, the globe loved us for it, once. How far we've fallen - the delusional and bigoted believed in fake news; which sadly defines us as a nation. It'll take a feisty soul to claw back some dignity. Actually, I am lenient to the tourism capitalists who try every trick in the book to build up bookings; they're just a sector pawn in the rich tapestry of avarice - today, survival is to walk the blighted and immoral path. Only consumerism (and the right kind of consumerism can save the rot). My inertia status can't get too excited that this will automatically happen, for now the drawbridge is lifting and protectionism is now open policy, unheard of in the modern era.

For the populous who seek deals bargains and book online - holiday deals don't just miraculously appear on 'Google;' they're already brokered. Purely based on international policy; consumer habits, tour operator and national relations. A four-way cohesive route to offer cut price vacations. Obviously, the majority is unaware of the broker aspect nor the mechanisms in play to offer consumerism lo-cost packages. To put it bluntly, if say national relations or consumer habits modify, there's a knock-on affect... the entente changes practically overnight. I recall, the extortionate holiday deals in Bucharest travel agents in the mid 1990s, prior to the Romania's trading bloc agreement / resolution with Europe. The capital had economic uncertainty let alone if a family vacation was affordable which to the majority it wasn't, or warranted a thought. Incredibly for the Romanians they knew 'Heathrow Airport' but never ventured beyond the perimeters of the airport. Ultimately, their deals were integrated to via London to warmer climes than going direct from Bucharest... Why? Partly of the premise, booking via London decreased holiday prices substantially, thanks to the 'EU' membership; albeit, lengthening travel times by over 400% and that's if you were fortunate enough and able to take advantage of the deals at the right time on Bucharest's High Street. This demonstrates what booking vacations could be like in several years time for the UK. The UK is not immune to replica travel mayhem. A double whammy for the hardworking families who're financially restrained due to legally unable to take a sojourn outside school term time; repeat offenders could now be deemed 'unfit parents;' hence, arguably they're just offering their child an alternative education, surely. Such cultural experiences are priceless, according to intellectual minds of the nineteenth and twentieth century, from Twain and Flaubert right up to Hitchens. Not such a dunce motley crew are they?


One word that best describes the British holiday-maker's predicament is... entrapment. Nevertheless, spare a thought for the diabolical exchange rate - you can expect to get $1.20 to £1 - again, a triple whammy if you count the devaluation of the pound, globally (the pound is the worse performing currency this last year) British holiday-makers are now hoodwinked into taking a break during the summer holidays, also have to spend 20 - 25% more than they did a year ago on foreign soils. Ideal for holiday-makers abroad though coming to the UK on a shoestring. Usually the weaker pound means a boon in the tourist industry, although in this instance the seismic drop in currency value attracts the wrong kind of foreign demographic to our shores; not exactly the affluent armed with expenditure power. The result is extra burden onto the UK tourist industry, on the simple equation higher inflation and uncertain fuel costs will drive down profit margins in the next six to nine months. Economic experts would call the sector's predicament a 'false economy;' of the comprehension tourism resoundingly cries out for succour long term income (s) as well being able to guarantee annual outgoings; thanks to 'Brexit' nothing is a certainty during an era of trade negotiations. thus, the rules haven't evolved to reflect a nation's economical plight in the cold light of day.

Habits generically don't abscond overnight, our daily design disallows huge proclivity behavioral amendments, naturally all dependent on home life and family responsibility. Why my autonomy patterns wouldn't compute to nearly every demographic. Embarrassingly logistics and expenses are paid for, and hospitality without question is always about hyperbole extravagance, ultimately they have game qualities based on how receptacle the receiver is. Anyone who's been to Los Vegas may've experienced the stiflingly friendly hospitality, peers claim it's in their disposition, for nothing is a bother and every sun rise is greeted with remarkably cheeriness, evidently it is surprisingly infectious. Happy people spend more apparently. I mindfully could without consultation do last minute, however I don't, duly because of propensity. I'm rarely late and therefore incessantly punctual; inadvertently, any self-governed circumstance bordering on an expeditious nature has nearly always gone not to plan, why 'last minute' planning is not a primary solution, especially if the excursion is suppose to be a repose. Progressively the UK won't have the competitiveness that has been advantageous for four decades, yet consumer demand and expectations remain relatively high, why I believe more internal corporate brokering possibly illegally has the capacity to fill the void, naturally there's downsides: you can forget resident regulation checks and zero protection from 'ABTA' and 'Atol;' health insurances will go through the roof, purely of the de facto holiday resorts see this as a weak point and rightly so... this can be rigged to the detriment of UK citizenship; expect the eleven day package deal to evaporate... holiday bargains are based on corporate logistics, not number crunched based on resort and facilities.

***** star hotels also require regular holiday-makers, hence, there's nothing wrong with brokering a private deal with them, many will advise you to go via the agent's route but every so often a cancellation occurs and rooms need filling. Today, our European partners are urging UK branches to exercise corporate unity, to aid in greater Public Relation (PR); the concept is to tighten up shared corporate ethos and to work together more. You can even bag a sojourn / long weekend from the back of this type of PR backdrop. The Mornington Hotel in Stockholm are notorious for allowing guests to stay on at the same bulk deal... knowing full well there'll be repeat business in the near future - ideal for shared business cohesion and reassurances in the coming years; ***** Star hotels are no different. This nicely leads me on to Glocalization - ye-s, the internet enables us to go direct to foreign sites to take advantage of our neighbouring currencies, i.e. the Euro or the US dollar, by getting a currency converter you as an individual can comprehend the saving you can get by being mildly savvy and breaking the habits of old. Indeed, it engages a thought process which is maybe alien to the majority, alas, searching is a tool freely available, plus translation is free. In 2013, I went off the beaten track and spent seven days gallivanting across the Julian Alps in Slovenia, I only paid for my evening meals, the reason I could do this is due to making a donation to a reputable charity, they in turn were affiliated to a travel board and yes you can by this method travel the world unhindered.

The Hangover Part II

Holidays? Well, I am engaging on a long term strategy predominantly for the juveniles of my family... Oktoberfest in Munich.©1st2thebar 2017

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  • LiveMusicLoverLyn published 16/06/2017
    Nicely done
  • bettyboo47 published 04/05/2017
    master(card)fully done!!!
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