Ciao Review dated - 31-03-09
Utility - BRITISH GAS
Titled: Born Gassy
In the news today British Gas has re-named their corporation 'Born Gassy'; it has been long awaited brands re-think, from it's gassy fat cats. The whole matter has brought a bad smell to the shareholders as they feel it would have terrible implications to the BG share-price.
During the mid 1980's BG was a respectably sound business, before the free market was introduced by Thatcher and Reagan. BG was one of the birth-child of the market and never looked back. Over-inflated ego's stamped the corridors getting louder and louder, so loud they couldn't hear the complaints that soured there-after. After-sales consumer complaint courses were part of the BG patter; after-sales techniques became Gustapo camps; where-by a lot of hot-air was produced; it is a pity they didn't recycle it, or maybe not, as it would encourage many complaints; then again, that is what they do so well.GAS ACT
Each area of the UK was divided up like a game of risk, as the gas board became the nerve centre for fuel concerns and rewards for the UK public. The bigger the gas board the bigger the demand for gas, it was simple and believe it or not there are people who still use the term 'gas board'; any other term that is used would not be allowed to be published.PRIVATISATION
FREE BIG LOANS
That's right, free big loans that would make you weep by being forced to go via Direct Debit; welcome to the DD mandate Born Gassy has induced on it's prey; resulting in most customers overpaying their bill by on average 100.00 GBP; in which Born Gassy are making whopping amounts of cash interest out of. When asked whether they give overpayment hand-backs the air turns frosty and Alcatraz looms as Born Gassy hides its ugly moth-eaten wallet from hard-hit pensioners alike, hissing like an old gas boiler sparking off a potential Armageddon. Many of the Direct Debit Mandates have been introduced as overpaid estimates and targeted to the impoverish; pressure tactics have threatened those who relish small comforts in a 'hot water bottle' with instant fuel cut-offs if mandates were declined by the elderly. Not only have Born Gassy been relentless over the years implementing huge cash injections of their own in wholesale fuel prices but they work as an Irish Robin Hood by reaping cash from the poor that insulates fat cat bonuses. Born Gassy, is one of the biggest loan sharks on UK mainland, so big the Trading Standards department appear redundant in bringing this fish in for gutting and public humiliation.
- Back to Ofgen, 'get off the golf course and regulate energy price structures to a ball-mark wholesale market trend'.The fact that seven million homes will have cheaper energy efficient billing during the warmer seasons is farcical. The governments cheap insulation package to make more homes more insulated is also a farcical, this last year. It is hardly a vote winner as over 96% of Born Gassy consumers want cheaper billing, and not hiked-up 35% bill increases, that defies all understanding during this current economic down-turn.
The Ombudsman reported complaint ratios are as follows
This year BG have employed a more personalized home service for their customers whereby if you now over pay by a mandate, the home service will make 'faster' home visits if there is a 'gas leak', and now engineers are now more properly able to do more boiler regulation than before; whatever that means. Yet this isn't where the problems lie, it is simply the billing that needs to be addressed. Gas is gas, it isn't a wonder fuel that can is any different than 20 years ago. Born Gassy deals with gas. The packages they offer are 'gas'; and it doesn't matter how the marketing guru's dress up Born Gassy, it is exactly the same product. What is required is a mandatory transparency for all billing and wholesale price structures; instead of a load of nasty smelling gas.BG's merger with Centrica allows a dual energy to all homes; which in return smells out yet another horrible smell that these overpaid free loans appear to happen twice for Gas and electricity, so along with the DD mandate billing every month for gas; your doing exactly the same for electricity billing. I hasten to add that even when the home-user has a dual billing for one energy company fuel choice; you can bet that a meter reading man will only come around to measure one set of units at a time. It is a remarkable waste of man-power from all of the energy giants, as everyone seems to adopt the same
Is ten per cent enough and should it be limited to gas alone? These are legitimate questions, as it is good to start with gas but there are millions of dual fuel and electricity only customers that will not see a penny off their bill.Martyn Hocking chief editor of Which Money stated - "It seems incredible that energy companies can take hundreds of pounds more than they need to from their customers, and profit from the interest that this money will earn at our expense,"
This leaves a nasty smell that echoes around my nostrils when dealing with the 'ground-hog day' scenario which just puts many twenty pound notes in the gas tanker. Born Gassy isn't the only one of course, but they sure lead the flock when it comes to department regulation and pricing. The area I'm look at now is whether the newly reported potentially close to bankrupt Ukraine will hike up prices yet again. Please note that the UK only buys 2% of its gas supplies from the Ukraine overall. Born Gassy, always blames price hiking on wholesale international markets, so if the situation in Ukraine worsens due to the global financial crunch; there should be no reason for price hiking. What I have found is Born Gassy has a reputation in creating gas screens so thick it leaves you sputtering. The 'Free Big Loan' policy they have purposefully implemented; is a travesty. Born Gassy is leaving a nasty toxic smell and it is getting worse by the minute.For all initial complaints regarding BG write to:
Thank you for your reading through Born Gassy, I hope it was of interestCopyright - 03 2009 - 1st2thebar
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