Bulmers Scrumpy Jack Cider
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Review of "Bulmers Scrumpy Jack Cider"
I hate beer. This is a problem when, as a student, I spend a lot of my social time in pubs or bars. So if I don't feel like wasting my money on spirits and I was a BIG drink, I get cider. And then it starts ...
"Why do you drink cider, it's horrible!" LIES. You're all freaks. At least cider has a taste you can name (ie apples) as opposed to ... what DOES beer taste of?
"You fourteen year old, go and sit in a park with your friends or get a proper drink." Shut up. Fourteen year olds drink 4 litre bottles of Diamond White or even worse that cost £1.99. I drink NICE cider.
And on occasion "Bah ... you suck. Drink BEER!" This bit of highly persuasive argument is often followed by falling over and cursing the name of the beer being held. HAH.
The only problem with cider, especially Scrumpy Jack, is that it's either hard to find in pubs, or expensive. In most places it's Strongbow (alright, unless you're in my student union where they water it) or if you're unlucky, BLACKTHORN, a disgrace to the drink group of cider. There's generally no problem in shops, however. Happily, Scrumpy Jack is now served in two of my regular haunts, at a bearable price (for London) - around £2.50 a pint.Most people would have given in by now, started drinking scummy Carling, Grolsch etc. But no. I love my cider and I stand by it. Say what you want, I can take the pain and you won't change my drinking habits, dammit.
Product Information : Bulmers Scrumpy Jack Cider
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Listed on Ciao since: 29/12/2001