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"Water? He's reviewing water? What a nelly!"

So why am I reviewing something like this? Have I gone completely barmy, that I want to tell you about water? No - I want to make you aware of what you could have to buy if you get caught thirsty in the middle of town without your handy thermos flask. The fact that water flows free in streams, rivers and oceans all over the world is not of any significance to these penny-pinching companies. They will make you pay your hard-earned cash for a few gulps of water. Is it worth it? Read on!

• The plastic is quite sturdy, so won't get punctured or split whilst your drinking.
• On the top is a blue bottle cap, which can come in useful when you're not so thirsty that you want to drink it all. Just pop the top back on, and you can save it.
• The bottle is about 24cm high and about 7cm in diameter.
• The label is attractive, showing some grassy hills with a stream flowing through. The name 'Buxton' is directly above this.
• Being predominantly white, the label is clear with the black text showing up so it’s easy to read.
• The label also shows what they call an 'Official Analysis', detailing the contents of their so-called water. Can it still be water with a load of other stuff in? I wonder.

PRICE:
Not cheap, for my 50cl bottle I was charged 99p at WHSmiths. Prices do vary considerably at different places – for example, the train station would be more expensive than a burger bar. Larger bottles tend to increase less, with the 100cl bottle at £1.45.
Though the price may seem a bit much for some water, you try telling that to someone who’s gagging for a drink and red-hot. When I bought this, I would have done anything for a drink! Yes, anything!

1) I unscrew the lid.
2) I have a sniff, but can’t smell anything
3) I take a sip…nope…tastes like normal water to me
4) …but what’s this? Aftertaste? Euch!
5) It tastes like…well I’m not sure what…but it’s not nice.
6) It’s making me need another sip.

AVAILABILITY:
I’ve seen this water at almost every corner shop I’ve been in. It’s by the cokes and the sprites, and is always nice and cool. You can also find the larger bottles at supermarkets all over the place.
If you can’t find it, lucky you! You’re better off without! It’ll just make you thirstier!

Though it may stop you passing out from dehydration, unless you are dying I would advise against buying this. Stick to good old tap water, or try a better alternative such as Volvic or Vittel.