Channel 4 - South Park

So we all have a nice jolly sit around the television at night watching "Matt Stone" and the other "inspiring" comedy writer that writes this atrocious piece of living turmoil. What is that you ask? Is it any good? Here's a comaprison.

Id rather write a letter to the pope explaining how the devil is in obviously better condition than god at this very moment in time and explain how his incdently "surprising" conduct towards little boys is merely as pleasurable as shoving a scoulding piece of metal up your anus and "hoping for the best".

This risen piece of nothing has controlled people for almost 15 years into believing paper cut outs of 8 year old boys swearing and dispairing all who even consider .They are made by a bunch of crashed and burned failures in life that have nothing better to do than create a "fantastic little boy" who his almost as implimenting as the devil, shove lots of cursing and voilence in there and pretend the whole world is run by advocant pieces of shite that know nothing better than to pretend the world is all happy days and create a large slice of "i don't care" in the middle and "shut up" at the end where i ultimately shoot myself in the head for watching such a depressing animated cartoon of a fat little boy discriminating Jewish people because they are Jewish. Thats like me discriminating against curley haired freaks from America that create such awful messes they end up finding nothing better to do than to sit in a dark room and type out scripts that have something to do with some sort of dilapitated faecal matter that only retarded and completely thick standing people had any idea what they were talking about.

Advantages? It's dismal. It's like walking into Afghanistan shouting "I'M PART OF A FUNCTIONING SOCIETY!" and expecting your life to be completely fine after a RPG is shoved in your face for being "Socially wrong".

This paper weight mess is about as funny as being stabbed in the back with a ruler and spun on a wheel while bleeding from your very soul and dying within 40 seconds. It's about as funny as watching someone rip out their own heart and bleed everywhere? Oh yes, that's also a scene from the wonderful "F*** it there's nothing else to insult" episode of South park that had ever been discribed as significant to anything remotely relevant at all. They even touch on the matter that men should microwave their testicles so they can smoke pot. That plot seems like it was torn out of the grymme tails and thrown onto a fire, only to have the ink drip out onto another piece of paper spelling out "More fecies jokes" which a kids farts at and everyone crowds in a pleasing circle of love and proud happiness of parents.

I would rather choke on my own vomit and lay on a pavement made of other peoples "leavings" and left to starve as i continuously vomit and shoot myself in the head than to watch this piece of rotting carcass of a programme.

Now Family guy on the other hand. Is an excellent, witty programme. Maybe another time.

=ENOUGH OF MY RANTING=

South Park as a whole is a misery in the world of comedy. It uses the two most washed up and pathetic writers to write it.

When I first watched it...i didn't get it. If you're a new watcher i don't suggest you watch this until you are ready to experience such vile language coming from cutouts of 8 year old boys. It simply isn't good enough to compete with the likes of "The Simpsons" and "Family guy" both seemingly ahead in the comedic environment. It makes people turn on others. For e.g. I watched it with my brother and he got all mixed up in it he started to act it out. Which was unpleasant. He tried to microwave his testicles so that he could smoke pot. Which if course failed because the microwave has a special lock on it when it's open to stop it from being in use. But he still tried it none the less. This isn't the example I was looking for when I suggest to my friends to watch this n' that. But of course I was expecting something spectacular.

If you're looking for a funny, charming and distinctive comedy, stay away from the gross and obvious cartoon "South Park" as it is too hot to handle. If you want something that's reasonable, go for Seth mcfarlane's animations: "Family guy" "American Dad!" and "The cleveland show" all very clever anicoms.