I think I will stick to my little car - your review sounds like the dearest car of all for fuel - are you sure it wasn't a sports car you were driving... lol
Do you drag your bum along the road often? There are magazines that cater for that sort of thing, I'm sure... (Maybe your cries were heard at GM's HQ: the Vectra is being discontinued!).
Used to have Vauxhalls and problems with them but have now moved to Ford but unfortunately having problems with my Focus too. Just totally fed up with cars!!