Conan (Xbox 360)

Imagine that your dad had got hold of the ability to design and produce an xbox game, really does not matter how clever he was or how old, he would make a game like this.

Having seen the movie when it was awesome at the time this would have been what he would have aimed at. I never really feel that any game I have played has been truly awful but this one has taken the title and smashed all other competitors out of the park!
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...bows and arrows and magic and scantily clad women is a good idea? The combat is too repetetive despite unlocking new techniques every 10 seconds it all seems to be same. I have played better handheld action games like on Mr Game and Watch.

Strange camera angles combined with a script from the movie that has been shot through with holes and then plugged up with Pirates of the Carribean, no new and exciting awards or acheivements and ... more

Imagine that your dad had got hold of the ability to design and produce an xbox game, really does not matter how clever he was or how old, he would make a game like this.

Having seen the movie when it was awesome at the time this would have been what he would have aimed at. I never really feel that any game I have played has been truly awful but this one has taken the title and smashed all other competitors out of the park!

The ideas are alright, if mixing pirates with bows and arrows and magic and scantily clad women is a good idea? The combat is too repetetive despite unlocking new techniques every 10 seconds it all seems to be same. I have played better handheld action games like on Mr Game and Watch.

Strange camera angles combined with a script from the movie that has been shot through with holes and then plugged up with Pirates of the Carribean, no new and exciting awards or acheivements and generally headache spawning gameplay make this a terrible game and I reccomend using it as a frisbee or shuriken instead of subjecting your disc drive to the pain. 

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