Advantages: No more whistling Disadvantages: Nothing like as good as the original pearlies
ULTRA!
What, your'e saying! Ultra - this stuff goes on one of the unspeakable places in the human body - more like a review of the body snatchers - even grown men shudder at the thought of THOSE places. I'm talking gums - not fruit gums but tooth gums. The image conjours up old ladies and gents in rest homes with little mugs of suspicious looking glass mugs on their bedsides. Each one whisked off by a dilligent care assistant to be cleaned and returned ... ...your own teeth back!
What if you don't ?
Never fear Polygrip's here! (Ultra that is!) This stuff is relatively fantastic - I can't think of better way to stay away from the rest home than this.
Lets get a bit more sensible - I lost some teeth playing football(the beautiful game?) when I was a nipper and they never grew back - still waiting. I had a denture that rubbed, cracked the enamel. I ended up with very few teeth on the top. Originally the ...
Cuts really well. (*)
