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Many Crappy Returns

Advantages: being given bulbs for my front garden, another milestone to tick off
Disadvantages: the bags under the eyes have an intelligence of their own now,

Would I recommend a 26th Birthday? Sure - but dont expect much. This year people have decided I am officially too old for: birthday badges birthday hats birthday cake party bags. Aunties, Uncles and Grandparents stop sending money (BOOOOOOOO) Your mother will get confused about whether it was you or your sister who took 48 hours to be born. Your sister will smuggly remind you that you are closer to 30, and still have not married, had a child, ...
...And you flatly will NOT be able to fit into your Skinny size 8 jeans. However: Dad will give you a pat on the back and mutter something about "pleasure...daughter..could be worse..." and a strange cough will follow an uncomfortable silence when he gazes into the distance and shuffles off to go and watch Strictly. You wont particularly care about not fitting into your Skinny Jeans Will look forward immeasurably to going home to your appartment, slipping ...

leelouballoo 13.11.2009 · Read full review
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Review of 26th Birthdays

New to this but lets c what will happen - Kaloss day time trimmer

Advantages: hopelly to see weight come off
Disadvantages: subtle side effects but can be managed

Have only started using Kaloss day time trimmers 2 days ago, it made me feel a bit tired really . the first day i could not sleep properly but after that my sleep pattern has been ok. i have not weighed myself just to check if i have lost anthing yet. i did feel a bit hot yesterday though im hoping gthat they work because i have struggled with weight all my entire life. im weighing in at 97kg and have gained most weighed afta my son was born. i ...

mazai1 05.10.2009 · Read full review
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Review of Kaloss Trimmers

CAMBRIDGE DIET WORKING FOR ME!!!!

Advantages: lose weight quick and plenty of flavours to choose from,
Disadvantages: cant think of any !!!

I have been on the cambridge diet now for 5 weeks now. i started off at 15st 9lb and today i weigh 13st 9lb so i have lost 2 stone in 5 weeks. and i feel great, i am on the soul source plus which means i have around 610 cals per day but i have a sachet of porridge for my breakfast, then a sachet of soup for my dinner then i have 200cal meal which has to be a veg /lettuice /cucumber /raddish /tuna/ white fish/ quorn/ tofu/ cottage cheese. basicaly ...
...have my last sachet at supper which is a selection of shakes to chose from, and inbetween all my meals i drink lots of water. so when its put like this its not that bad (is it???) i never feal hungry, but i do miss my best foods but i would rather do this diet as it only cost my 37.80 per week and before i started doing this diet i was spending 100 or more a week on shopping, takeaways, wine,chocolate, you name it!! try it, you have nothing to lose ...

sez666 20.09.2009 · Read full review
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Review of Cambridge Diet Drinks/Soups

Do not waste your money!

Advantages: none
Disadvantages: this does not work!

...I decided on Lipobind as I had seen the TV adverts and then found it on amazon and thought that since when I bought it, it only cost £10 that wasn't too much to lose if it didn't work. Now the basic idea behind the tablets are that you take them after you have eaten and they bind the fat which then gets poo'd out- NICE! Admittedly a little scary sounding as I didn't want to poo myself but I figured what the heck. Now the bumpf about the tablets says: ...
...The other info states: Lipobind is a patented fibre complex of a natural and organic source and is clinically proven to bind dietary fat. Lipobind, when used in conjunction with a reduced-calorie diet and appropriate physical activity, is an effective tool for weight management, reduction of excess body weight and helps reduce food cravings, suppress appetite and reduce blood cholesterol. Product Description LIPObindTM is a natural supplement made ...

f1re_cr4cker 17.09.2009 · Read full review
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Review of LIPObind LIPObind Weight Loss Tablets

  A Taste of Honey

Advantages: The taste and cost
Disadvantages: Cures bacterial illnesses and placates spinster aunts

Stands the Church clock at ten to three? And is there honey still for tea? In life, there are lessons to be learned. Chief amongst these is that you can’t avoid death or taxes. Hot on the heels of that age old truism is that there is no gift on the face of this earth that would please my Aunty Anne. My mother appears frequently in my reviews, on the basis that detailing her regular transgressions is a kind of catharsis for me ...
...the mentals from my family saw the light of day. It’s like therapy, but better: I get paid (albeit a pittance) for sharing my pain. And let’s not neglect the fact that strangers get to laugh at my nearest and dearest. That’s always pleasing. It’s not related to the review, but while we’re here, I’ll share with you the fact that my mother has taken to bringing a flick-knife on her visits to Tesco’s. She claims it’s because bad Mr Tesco leaves too ...

tallulahbang 13.09.2009 · Read full review
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Review of Comvita Active UMF 10+ Manuka Honey