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***This is a fairy tale with a twist, as it involves terminology associated with business studies. It s written in a Business Studies essay format. So I expect that not all readers will understand the plot.
Another point is that I have no grudge against Blonde females, and I do not associated cleverness with hair colour, but in a business aspect many male managers associated females in this way.***
Ms Gold E Locks was new into the security system market, which already had a very large global competitor, who had been established for several years, The 3 Bears Ltd.
Ms Locks was not to keen on building up her on customer client base and decided that the quickest and easiest way to achieve a comfortable client level would be to “borrow” some of the customers of The 3 Bears limited.
The 3 Bears Ltd was well known for its high security protocols and it was said to have the toughest and strongest security system in the world. Ms Locks was unsure of the storage location of the client database within The 3 Bears company complex, but she did know that the each of the 3 key leaders of The 3 Bears Ltd was responsible for a part of the information stored.
Chief Executive Big Dad E Bear was responsible for the major files belonging to the company. Ms Locks being blonde was unsure if he would have the customer’s details, so with haste and on gut feeling she decided to hack into his system and have a peep around, she had learnt this very beneficial corporate technique from her Good Friend Ms Bo Peep.
Unfortunately after much consumption of time and effort Ms Locks was unable to find any useful information in Mr B’s system files. Without further a do she moved up a few floors to the Penthouse of The 3 Bears Corporate Building, where Mrs Bear spent most of her time cooking for all levels of the corporate ladder. Ms Locks tried her luck in Mrs Bear’s files but yet again was unable to find any useful information. But she did find a rather interesting recipe for curds and whey.
The final place where any relevant information could be stored would be in B.B. Bears File, At BB manor, the stately home of the 3 Bears family. This again involved Ms Locks using some of her training that she had received from many of her business friends. Deciding that she should make haste to BB Manor, she set off in her golden pumpkin carriage. Upon arrival she was confronted by a guard, though after a brief spell of brain storming she decided that she could use her amazing business knowledge and flirtatious gestures to improve the morale of the guard at the Manor entrance.
After spending a few minutes with Edward the security guard and being successful in head hunting him to join her staffing force. She moved swiftly to BB Bear’s office where she hoped to obtain the files she needed to move up in the world of security service, and by increasing her customer client database.
To her surprise Ms Locks was confronted not only by one Bear of the 3 Bear family but by everyone she knew, she had forgotten that she was evidently the head of the 3 bears company. In the end she had wasted a night trying to steal info she already had.
The following day she went out to dye her hair a more suitable colour so that she could be respected as a Lady with a major position within the company, ashamed to be blonde she went to New Locks Hair Dying Salon, where she had her golden locks dyed to a dark brown. To what extent this benefited Ms Locks would greatly depend on her objectives on the corporate level and on her social life.
26.02.2003 23:27
I don't get it?!
20.02.2003 19:33
Very good. Andy
20.02.2003 16:25
Hi! Really enjoyed reading this! Great stuff! Louise.