Sooner or later, when you were children, you all had to discover the sad fact that Santa Clause does not actually exist. He was made up to add to the spirit of Christmas. But he is not really a living being. You may go to the mall to buy your presents for Christmas, and while doing so, bump into Santa Claus. You all know that it's an actor hiding behind a coton beard. I mean, perhaps you who are reading me right now, perhaps you've been disguised as Santa once or more in your life. Am I not right? Yes, I think that everybody would agree with me on this point...
Today, you are about to loose a little bit more of you "innocence"... I am sorry to be the bearer of sad news, but this is not even really news, this is a fact. Batman is a myth! He doesn't exist!! He exists on your TV screens, he exists in your head, but in reality, Batman can be found nowhere. Can someone please pull out a geographical map to show me were is located Gotham City? I doubt any of you are capable of doing so. Gotham City is the dark place were Batman does his stuff, it's where he fights crime. It seems like there's more crime and darkness in this place than anything else. Who would actually want to live in Gotham City??? Well, here's one thing we can be glad about, the city doesn't exist either.
Despite this sad news, you can rejoice, because yours truly, Clark Kent, Superman is alive and well. He's typing this review to let you know that he won't let you down. Kryptonite has never killed me and crime has never been too strong to stop me. When you go to bed tonight, you can relax because you know you live in a safer place!
Batman surely does not exist. Does this mean all superheroes are dead? No!! Superman is here to serve you!
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Christina666 12.07.2004 17:27
I wont hear anyone saying that santa is not real ~ his visited me every year of my life and I know he'll be back again this Christmas.
jesi 05.07.2004 15:56
PS - I've got a copy of your girlfriend's cd "Folk and all that Jazz" - fantastic album - I won it on a radio station competition some years ago... ≈≈≈≈{; -)-{{:::::|||||<
jesi 05.07.2004 15:54
I have never worn a cotton beard - but I have watched David Attenborough in Miracle on whatever street it was - and Santa MUST exist. You gotta be nice to Chloe, she's ill.. ≈≈≈≈{; -)-{{:::::|||||<
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