Susie191 set a challenge
Its one I can't resist
I get to write about me
And make a little list
When Duncan(Torr) done this challenge
He done it all in rhyme
I know his was much better
The dirty, rotten swine
But I will try my hardest
Have a read and see
And if I make you giggle
Then ... Read review
Advantages: I tried! An added twist Disadvantages: It took a LOT of effort
Susie191 set a challenge
Its one I can't resist
I get to write about me
And make a little list
When Duncan(Torr) done this challenge
He done it all in rhyme
I know his was much better
The dirty, rotten swine
But I will try my hardest
Have a read and see
And if I make you giggle
Then please give me an E.
5 things I can do
****************** ...like to write
I share some with the rest of you
But most of them are shi....alright
I can make caramel shortbread
It always tastes so yum
The problem is I eat it
And the weight goes on my bum
I can speak some Spanish,
German and French too
I also know Sign Language
My friends, I swear its true!
I am a Highland dancer
I know the swords and ... more
Susie191 set a challenge Its one I can't resist I get to write about me And make a little list
When Duncan(Torr) done this challenge He done it all in rhyme I know his was much better The dirty, rotten swine
But I will try my hardest Have a read and see And if I make you giggle Then please give me an E.
5 things I can do ****************** I can make up poems You see, I like to write I share some with the rest of you But most of them are shi....alright
I can make caramel shortbread It always tastes so yum The problem is I eat it And the weight goes on my bum
I can speak some Spanish, German and French too I also know Sign Language My friends, I swear its true!
I am a Highland dancer I know the swords and Fling I had all the national outfits And the Scottish anthem I can sing
I can hook both legs around my shoulders But for this there is no point I can still do it now I'm so supple And also I have double joints
5 things I can't do ******************* I cannot keep a secret I have a great big mouth I do it accidently I'm the mouth of the South
I cannot tell a porky I find it hard to lie I start to talk all funny And I can't look you in the eye
I cannot change a lightbulb They always fall apart In fact, I do no DIY I'm a girly girl at heart.
I can't lift anything heavy Its too hard on my back But I'm also a bit lazy And muscles I do lack.
I cannot roll my tongue at all And I can't whistle using fingers I cannot do a cartwheel And I can't eat chicken Zingers
5 things I say most often ************************** "No Thank you, not tonight Darling I have got a sore head" You hear me say this to hubby When he wants me in bed
"Will you two please stop fighting? I'm going to tell your Dad. If I see you biting one more time I'm going to get mad."
"Tidy up your bedroom Its really a disgrace Pick your toys up off the floor And put them in their place"
"Put the bloody seat down" To hubby re the loo It only takes a minute Is it so f*ing hard to do?
"Can you turn the TV down? Its turned up far too high!" Again this is to Hubby He's a hard done by guy.
5 utterly random facts about me ********************************** I'm always losing objects My purse, my keys, my mind Some things are very obvious And others are hard to find.
My fingers are long and skinny My ring size is a K Even when I pile on weight Thats the way they stay.
I am a chocoholic I can eat it any time Even after 10 bars I still feel just fine
I broke my foot when pregnant I couldn't have it fixed I had to be carried round Cos I was too fat for sticks.
My favourite things are chocolate brown Its a colour I adore Its in my bedroom,kitchen too my living room and more.
5 things I want to do before I die ********************************** I want to go to a Grand Prix And watch my Hero's race I want to soak up the atmosphere And live at that fast pace.
I want to donate bone marrow To help someone whose in need I want to donate some of my eggs To help a couple 'breed'
I want to run a Marathon To show that I'm not weak I want to climb a mountain too To reach the highest peak.
I want to go to Africa To see where lions roam I want to go to Angel Falls And watch the waters foam
I want to see my kids grow up I want to see what they become I know they'll make me very proud (And maybe a tidy sum)
5 celebrity crushes ********************* I'm only allowed five?
Matthew Fox is Jack in Lost He's the man of my dreams I'd like to get him in the sack For "ooh's" and "Aaah's" and screams
David Boreanez was Angel And he is most devine Tall and dark and handsome I wish that he was mine
I'd have a go of Will Smith I think he's really fit He's got a sexy body Perfect for "getting jiggy with it"
I would like Ralf Schumacher To do a lap of me We'd have some fun between the sheets Then go to a Grand Prix
George Clooney has a lovely face He looks so kind and gentle But give him just a day with me I know I'd drive him mental.
5 things that give me the heebie-jeebies ********************************************
I cannot stand the sight of blood It makes my stomach turn A cut, a graze, my period All make my tummy churn
I'm petrified of pigeons With their beady little eyes Their funny beaks and stupid walk They all belong in pies.
I have a funny fear of feet They make me want to cry I could never, ever suck a toe In fact, I'd rather die
I can't stand Spid the Spider And I don't like slugs or snails Daddy Long Legs, beetles, bugs And especially Forky Tails.
False teeth make me feel funny And wobbly teeth are weird Kids with snotty noses And food stuck in men's beard.
Okay, thats slightly more than five But they send me all a shiver A couple more for on the list are Cotton wool and Liver
***************************************************** 5 Ciao members I'd most like to see complete this
I'd love to read Bistro's list I know that she's is fun She's a very witty lady And she's rather good at 'pun'
K8_lloyd would do a good review She'd have us all in fits She's got a great sense of humour And I think she's good at lists
There's a few to choose from But I'd say John1958 He doesn't come here often But his humour's great
Yamcam would be interesting If she did this review She can be quite serious But she is great fun too
Badcompany77 is hilarious His reviews are all great crack He's not for the easily offended Cos manners he does lack!
I've spent a long time writing And still its not the best But, hell I'm not an author I'm a chick with a big chest.
This is something that Marmilady gave me the first paragraph for. 'See what you can come up with from this' she said.
So this is it, not at all what I had intended when I started to write, but something clicked in my head and it felt right. This is what suddenly came to my mind, something I needed to write. Thank you Kay.
He stood at the cliff's edge, his heart as dark as the storm clouds above him. Below the sea crashed and caressed the rocks ... ...Life had not been easy recently .... The lure of peace beat in time with the crash of the waves ... would it be so bad to simply walk off the precarious ledge he now stood upon?............. His eyes stared out at the violent beauty of angry nature, but his mind wasn't there. He didn't see the dark clouds roil and merge, driven by the unceasing west wind. He was untouched by the brilliance of sudden flashes of lightning, deaf to the crash of thunder ...
docpov 19.04.2005 (25.05.2005)
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Advantages: You could help save a life Disadvantages: a lot
...how much you say that everything will be okay, you know that these words aren't meaning anything to them, you are sitting frightened yourself and you dont know what to do.
An ambulance can only be there in the allotted time that they are given, providing that there is no hold ups on their journey to reach you, traffic build up can slow down an ambulance by more minutes than they can afford, trying to find your house can be a nightmare to a paramedic, ... ...will need, you go through everything from learning the recovery position up to using the defibrillator, this can seem to be quite scarey at first but the more that you train the more confident you do become, a First Response group will not go live until the whole group are confident that they know what they are doing.
A First Responder is only called out to emergencys that are in the home or on the street, from someone choking, drowning, heart attacks, ...
Theshadowreturns 19.01.2006
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Advantages: I'm taking the Fifth Amendment Disadvantages: I'm DEFINITELY taking the Fifth Amendment
It's a well-known fact that careless talk costs lives. Who'd have thought that an innocent, throwaway remark such as...
...'the amusing discovery that there is such a product as a 'Fiona Bra''...
...in my last review would lead to this, something which will probably pirouette wildly between 'bit of fun' and 'possible suicide note'. Sensible warnings about ''''taking this all in the spirit in which it is intended'''' apply.
'''So, what is a Fiona ... ...folklore that tells of a terrifying race of warrior queens, the Fionabra, who roamed the lands, commanding armies of small children and helicopter-bothering dogs, and accosting passers-by with the withering command: 'We're from Belfast, we've got guns, give us all your peanuts or there'll be trouble.' Others believe it is a clan from the North, behoven to a false prophet with a greying white-boy afro who'd 'just love it if I could put one over that ...
greenierexyboy 27.04.2008
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...Everyone was dead friendly, and everything was cheap. Cool. Reminded me of Spain, way back in the eighties, before it was spoiled. I drank a lot of coffee and indulged my passion for buying maps. I got used to being single, which was hard, a little bit interesting, but mostly sad. After a few weeks I flew back to London and went looking for my wife – she was the same girl who had been my ‘first kiss’ all those years ago. There were a few heartfelt ... ...never listened. I don’t know what I did to make her leave. I never found out. Answers on a postcard? I asked, but she never told me. Now, after the last few years, there have been other reasons for wanting to die. But I don’t really. I mean, I’m your proverbial train wreck, amputated right down to my soul. There was a time a year or two ago when they were reconstructing my face when I had my head grafted on to my shoulder. I wanted to die then. I ...
Mischief 27.04.2004
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Advantages: A natural bodily reflex Disadvantages: Slightly inconvenient and very disorientating, could get injured in fall
Yesterday I had my first experience at fainting. It was quite scary as I didn't know what had happened or have any idea of the length of time which had passed. Fainting seems to be one of those things that everyone has a very basic idea of why they happen, and how to treat them, and yet people's views on how to deal with it still differ at the same time.
°°°Intro°°°
Fainting is related to your heart, circulation, blood pressure and breathing, and ... ...is sometimes referred to as 'your body's way of getting you to lie down' while oxygen carrying blood finds its way to the brain. More than one thing may be the cause of fainting and sometimes a specific cause will not be found. °°°My story°°°
I was working in a chemistry practical lesson, measuring out chemicals to use in the experiment. All of a sudden, my hands started to shake. It wasn't excessively, but enough that you could see a slight tremble. ...
liz1102 13.10.2006
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29 What colour is your bedroom carpet?
MMM CREAMY
30. How many times did you fail your drivers test?
ERM...... 2........ totally ashamed
31 Who is the last person you read an opinion by before this?
just logged in but last night it was JUDGEE, i think
32 Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
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33 Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Would have to be HMV
34 What do you do most often when you are bored?
whack a dvd on and torture the dog
35 Most annoying thing people ask me:
Why can't i have a free phone
36 Bedtime:
when theres nothing else to do and it's dark
37 Favourite TV show?
Scrubs
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for a week without a head.
24. According to the Texas Department of Transportation, one person is killed annually painting stripes on the state's highways.
25. A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.
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Advantages: There are only 5 for each topic Disadvantages: It's harder than you think!
I was mentioned in Richarda's challenge along with several other members who he'd like to see do this challenge and as he asked so nicely here it is.
Originally this challenge was started by Dakota196 and was entitled Everythingthatstarts with F. It has since evolved to being called Everything from 0-9 and as more people have submitted their challenge under this new title, that's what I'm going to do.
~ 5 THINGS I CAN DO ~
1) Speak like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Freaks the Boyf out no end.
2) Burp on demand. Freaky and disgusting but I don't do it often.
3) Put my feet behind my head. Not both at the same time or I wobble and fall backwards then roll around like a tortoise on its back.
4) Laugh like Sid James.
5) Make a top cooked breakfast - fried slice, mushrooms, the full works.
~ 5 THINGS I CANNOT DO ...
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