Advantages Jokes guaranteed to make you smile
Disadvantages Even your gran would laugh
Yep, some more jokes from me that I couldn't post to the Jokes category as I've already had my turn there. You might have heard these before, but I bet they still make you smile ... Enjoy!
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a saltedjump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull*h*t beforeA man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a muscle.Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"
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