Home > Ciao Café > Everything from A-Z > Everything that starts with R ... > Reviews

traceyesa... 5


Add to my Circle of Trust

Subscribe to reviews

About me:

Member since:26.02.2003


Members who trust:1


Strip-Tease at Rio Bar

26.02.2003 (24.08.2003)

Great for the fellas

Not so great for the ladies !

Recommendable Yes:

5 Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful See ratings
very helpful by (62%):
  1. AimeeLouise18
  2. bobbybroom
  3. spobz
and 5 other members
helpful by (38%):
  1. Andy.mack
  2. Toonarmy
  3. feebleeona
and 2 other members

View all ratings

The overall rating of a review is different from a simple average of all individual ratings.

Share this review on

This, I guess, is aimed more towards the fellas...

Whitley Bay is often classed as the stag capital of the North, beating Newcastle, Sunderland and Middlesbrough for it's nightlife and attractions.. THe main attractions, for a stag do, being the strippers.

Rio's isn't a strip club by any stretch of the imagination. It was originally opened and ran by one of the members of Duran Duran, hence the name Rio. However, three times a week, Graeme and Michael lt rip with the loudest, hottest and raunchiest show you are likely to find for miles around. ONe, I am told, that even eclipses the 'dedicated strip club' in the centre of Newcastle.

As you enter the bar, you will discover a catwalk, raised a couple of feet above the ground, which runs most of the length of the room. Along this are metal bars, which are supposed to keep the fellas from the ladies, but also provide gymnastic equipment for the girls who incorporate them into their routine.

At one end of the catwalk there is a pole, and at the other, a chair.

The music is always loud and pumping, and if there is a local or important football game on, that is played on the big screen, and on many of the smaller screens which are dotted around the place.

The 'strippers' perform on a monday evening, a wednesday evening and a saturday afternoon. On saturdays, there is also a lap-dancer who performs upstairs on a perspex floor so no-one has to miss the show.

The girls perform two routines each, some are raunchy, some are naughty, some are entertaining. The rules are that you cannot touch the girls, but they can touch you. There is a strict 'no camera' rule for obvious reasons.

The drinks are expensive... £3.20 for a bottle of smirnoff ice, but this doesn't seem to put off the hoards of fellas, young and old, married and single, who are drawn to the dancing sirens of whitley bay...

Although it may not be everyone's cup of tea, Rio is a fab afternoon or evening out for the fellas. There is nothing sordid, and the worst that is going to happen is that they get sprayed in shaving foam, usually by Charley, or they have the dubious pleasure of being singled out by the famous 'hacky-Jackie', who performs under the name Zoe.

At the end of the day, the girls are there to do a job, they all go home to their partners, and many of them to their kids.

The fact that so many people get so uptight about their fellas going to strip bars has always bemused me. It isn't as if a fella is ever going to really pull a stripper, its all part of the act! Sorry Guys, its True!

However, Rio's is a top class world famous bar, what a better way to pass a stag do on a saturday afternoon?!
  Write your own review

Share this review on

« Previous review   Next review »

Rate this review »

How helpful would this review be to a person making a buying decision? Rating guidelines

Rate as exceptional

Rate as somewhat helpful

Rate as very helpful

Rate as not helpful

Rate as helpful

Rate as off topic

Write your own review Report a problem with this review’s content

Comments about this review »

AimeeLouise18 19.09.2003 17:53

A great op but I doubt I'll go here :) Aimee xxx

traceyesayer 24.08.2003 12:09

I'm not too sure how, but somehow this has replaced my Rampant Rabbit op...

lozmarne 02.04.2003 17:16

I've just become an organiser - my first party is on Saturday and I'm scared! I've got a Rampant Rabbit but the delux version looks much better. What do you mean 'can be used WITH' a partner. How about instead of? Take care, Loz x.

Add your comment

max. 2000 characters

  Post comment

More reviews »

Review Ratings »

This review of Everything that starts with R ... has been rated:

"very helpful" by (62%):

  1. AimeeLouise18
  2. bobbybroom
  3. spobz

and 5 other members

"helpful" by (38%):

  1. Andy.mack
  2. Toonarmy
  3. feebleeona

and 2 other members

The overall rating of a review is different from a simple average of all individual ratings.