Is "R" for RETURN or REVENGE? ANYWAY I'M BACK - Ahhh! That's nice
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Hello!!
I was here once before - but you probably don't know me - that's too bad. It's partially my fault really for not sticking around. I had things to do you see, people to see, places to go, but now I'm back, or as you see it - Hello for the first time.I was here before on this very page, but I never wrote anything here - so this time I thought I would. You can't spend all your life writing pointlessly futile reviews of Marks & Spencer's honey roasted cashew nuts.
Well you could,but it would be rubbish.
So for those who don't know me (and for those who might, but can't remember (and for those who can't remember, were told once, but have now forgot)). My name used to be "coleecip"
and
"I want to play a game"
In case your interested it was about Dan Brown (Grr!! Shake of the fist, grimace on the face, inaudible murmerings).
I also used to write pointless reviews about pointless things as well as stupid little stories about even less than nothing.Some people liked it I guess.
Anyway RYes R is definitely for Return - because I am back and this time I am 15% funnier, 15% older, 2% richer with 2,000% more ideas than before.
But this is tame isn't it - so let us begin.........R is for return like the pink panther or the Jedi or Jason Statham in another bl***y action movie.
R is for revenge like Jaws or Jason or Team GB (Yeah! Woo!! Team GB Team GB!!!! Woo Yeah!!) Can we call them "The British Team" like we used to - who let's the marketing department out?
That's better
R is a very important letter you see it was invented in 1275 by a monk by the name of Asse. This monk lived a life of seclusion, but even this could not prevent the taunts of the other monks who used to laugh at his name, being so much like that beast of burden which, although it carried Jesus (alledgedy) was a laughable animal.
"Ass! Ass! Why don't you eat the grass." They used to cry.
Monks could be so cruel. Henry VIII hated them so he killed them all.
The angel disappeared and in its place it left a strange symbol.
Asse didn't know what the symbol meant, but it looked like thisR
He went off to prayers and when he arrived all the other monks were waiting.
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wigglylittleworm 14/07/2011 17:18
you just need a NH now:)
duskmaiden 11/07/2011 21:00
Lovely to see an ld face return. If I remmeeber rightly we met at a Ciao meet. I'm giving you an OT as you like random rates
Mistee-Dreamz 09/07/2011 21:42
Welcome back even though I don't know you but any friend of Koshkha's is mine :) anyway welcome to ciao :)
koshkha 06/07/2011 00:14
Damn you back Japan, T&T, me and the Bear are more than happy to have you back. Just as bonkers as ever - I always wondered what happened to you. I figured either undercover tax spy-work, international art smuggling or prison. Please don't disabuse my fantasies with you reality. xxxxxx
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Yay hay welcome back my friend... good to see you back here, and returning just a scant few days after I did as well.. hmm people will think we are the same person you know! Guess you soiree into the world a fashion modelling has come to an end and you are back here to add to your riches :o) Hmm Ciao meet, di I meet you at one... I think I did... I dont know it was all so long ago... but I have met Duskmaiden twice so you never know!!! Have a NH just so you have the full set again.. but is it the same when thats why people are giving you them?????