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Hello!!I was here once before - but you probably don't know me - that's too bad. It's partially my fault really for not sticking around. I had things to do you see, people to see, places to go, but now I'm back, or as you see it - Hello for the first time.
I was here before on this very page, but I never wrote anything here - so this time I thought I would. You can't spend all your life writing pointlessly futile reviews of Marks & Spencer's honey roasted cashew nuts.
Well you could,but it would be rubbish.
So for those who don't know me (and for those who might, but can't remember (and for those who can't remember, were told once, but have now forgot)). My name used to be "coleecip"
"I want to play a game"
In case your interested it was about Dan Brown (Grr!! Shake of the fist, grimace on the face, inaudible murmerings).I also used to write pointless reviews about pointless things as well as stupid little stories about even less than nothing.
Some people liked it I guess.Anyway R
Yes R is definitely for Return - because I am back and this time I am 15% funnier, 15% older, 2% richer with 2,000% more ideas than before.But this is tame isn't it - so let us begin.........
R is for return like the pink panther or the Jedi or Jason Statham in another bl***y action movie.
R is for revenge like Jaws or Jason or Team GB (Yeah! Woo!! Team GB Team GB!!!! Woo Yeah!!) Can we call them "The British Team" like we used to - who let's the marketing department out?
That's betterR is a very important letter you see it was invented in 1275 by a monk by the name of Asse. This monk lived a life of seclusion, but even this could not prevent the taunts of the other monks who used to laugh at his name, being so much like that beast of burden which, although it carried Jesus (alledgedy) was a laughable animal.
Anyway one day Asse was walking in the grounds on his way to morning prayers when he came across a strange buring gardrobe - he stared into the (quite nasty smelling) alcove and even though it burned he could make out the face of an angel. Blessed be Asse - for in heaven ye shall passe. We await you there - don't me so ruddy sassy.
"Ass! Ass! Why don't you eat the grass." They used to cry.
Monks could be so cruel. Henry VIII hated them so he killed them all.
The angel disappeared and in its place it left a strange symbol.Asse didn't know what the symbol meant, but it looked like this
RHe went off to prayers and when he arrived all the other monks were waiting.
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