Everything that starts with U ...

So oh ok, Deano is bored reading…..hah! The devil with his red face and 2 large horns behind his ears and with his pitchfork, well he is at it again! Made me tell you all about this Ok! Heehee!

1. What’s on your duvet cover?
Now, now, now, you got me there! Mmm…leh me think? Do you ahem…mean what color, pattern on it, who’s on it? Ammmmemm…it is plain silk cover. Who’s on it, I ent gonna tell you! Beautiful next to my skin!

2. What is in the glove compartment of your car?
I don’t drive! But I use to, call it RUBBISH!

3. What is the background to your computer screen?
Ummm, I just got a new computer and downloaded free web shots photos of sceneries!

4. What was the last thing you sung?
What sort of fool am I? Been signing last few hours! What sort of woman am I, to fall in love ….. What kinda lips are these....heart is broken……
Now, now, now, that does not mean that I was responsible for the rain!

5. When was the last time you did a cartwheel?
My good gawd lawd! Me? Can’t remember, but I bet I did it!

6. How do you take your coffee?
I am a very very fussy coffee person. If any of the family makes me coffee, they know exactly what and how I; like it, I’ll tell you anyway, a teaspoon and half, then skimmed milk, pour boiling water few inches over the cup, and no stirring!!!! The family gotten use to making coffee the way I like it…..or back it goes! ENT I awful!

7. Last time you went clubbing?
Gosh, I loved clubbing in those days, I was a wild teenager and dance and shake like mad, heehee! Wearing the lowest dress and showing my proudest asset! Very proud of my boobs... Shake it man and watch me shake my hips! Those were glorious days!!!!! I was ten percent angel, 90 percent devil! Now?

8. Do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after?
I am mad about my teeth, that because I hate the dentist! I hate him! I hate him, I hate him! Must brush my teeth after.

9. Sugar on cornflakes or not?
Nah! But when I want to nibble I take a handful of cornflakes and put the lot in my mouth. Sweet enough for me!

10. If you could learn one instrument what would it be and why?
I use to play the piano, and one day hopes to take it up again. Who says you are not too old to try again?

11. If you could speak a foreign language what would it be and why?
Not thought about this very much, still trying to learn English!

11a. what would be your perfect email address?
It will have to be araciccreativeshams@loveravril.com

11b. Describe your favorite mug.
Just plain black!

11c. what was your last dream?
God, this is the juicy bit……oh well here it goes, I was making love to somebody in the desert island….AND I ENT GONNA TELL YOU WHO! Gosh, why did I wake up feeling it was a dream and not a reality? Why could it not happen in real life? Dessert Island?
Now it must be the film I was watching last night…….mmmmmmmm

12. What time does church start?
Church? Hah! Anytime really, it is in my heart!

13. What was the first exam you took?
Oh gawd, wadda yuh mean like at boyfriend? Or medical? Or School? I can’t remember! So many can’t keep account! BUT ALL PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS!!!!

14. Did parents hit you?
No, but grandmother nearly did with a wooden broom stick on my backside, but I was too fast for her!

15. Do you wear your watch on your left or right hand?
No silly, I am right handed!

16. What shampoo do you use?
Anything really, just grab what’s near the shower, I have natural hair, so it does not bother me to have any special shampoo.

17. Last time you cut the grass?
5 years ago – I have a gardener to do it!.

18. What denomination are you?
Teeheehee……..Yuh not gonna catch me on dat one!!!!! No way!!

19. Should we keep the monarchy?
Yes, but only if the Queen invites me to her tea party!

20. What was the last thing you ironed?
My daughter’s work clothes.

21. What was the last thing you bought?
Snickers of course!

22. Have you been to Durham?
Yeah and loved it!

23. What did you have for tea last night?
Curry vegetables, yummy with aubergines.

24. Tea out of a teapot or tea bag?
Te bags of course!

25. Favorite month?
Yuh not kidding me are yuh? What sort of a stupid question is this? My gawd, the favorite month has to come to me!

26. Last time you clipped your nails.
Finger nails, Sunday, toe nails, I leave that to the proffessionals!
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So there you have it! And Deano hah! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! you torment me to give all my secrets out!
You use the pitchfork on me again....hah!