The Ex Files - Jane Moore
The wedding day scenario in Jane Moore's second novel,The Ex-Filesis brilliant. "Take a
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bride and groom, several relatives, four 'exes', mix with alcohol, and stand well back. Boom." Add in wickedly funny asides from a gay best friend and "explosive" doesn't even begin to cover it. So it's hardly a surprise that high-flying, high-maintenance model Fay Parker's dream of her big day doesn't quite go according to plan.From the very first page it's clear that things in the matrimonial garden are far from rosy. Fay is indulging in a little pre-wedding infidelity: "She fumbled with his shirt buttons," and 10 seconds later regretted it: "what exactly was she doing?" So the gorgeous stranger with the intriguing X-factor is sent packing. But be assured we haven't seen the last of him, he turns up at the wedding weekend in a very compromising position.Fay's intended is the lovely Mark, and his "exes" are Jenna, a sweetheart from school, and "feisty, opinionated" Kate. Mark and Kate lived happily together until the stress of Mark's job (as a chef) got in the way. He moved out "wondering if he'd done the right thing". But then he met beautiful, perfect Fay and fell head-over-heels in love. Or, at least he thinks he has. Needless to say Fay and Mark have unresolved issues, especially when the identity of Fay's handsome X-factor stranger is revealed. Cue tears, tantrums and some much-needed emotional honesty, before all is resolved. But who marries whom? Now that would be telling. --Eithne Farry
The Ex-Files - Jane Moore
The wedding day scenario in Jane Moore's second novel,The Ex-Filesis brilliant. "Take a
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bride and groom, several relatives, four 'exes', mix with alcohol, and stand well back. Boom." Add in wickedly funny asides from a gay best friend and "explosive" doesn't even begin to cover it. So it's hardly a surprise that high-flying, high-maintenance model Fay Parker's dream of her big day doesn't quite go according to plan.From the very first page it's clear that things in the matrimonial garden are far from rosy. Fay is indulging in a little pre-wedding infidelity: "She fumbled with his shirt buttons," and 10 seconds later regretted it: "what exactly was she doing?" So the gorgeous stranger with the intriguing X-factor is sent packing. But be assured we haven't seen the last of him, he turns up at the wedding weekend in a very compromising position.Fay's intended is the lovely Mark, and his "exes" are Jenna, a sweetheart from school, and "feisty, opinionated" Kate. Mark and Kate lived happily together until the stress of Mark's job (as a chef) got in the way. He moved out "wondering if he'd done the right thing". But then he met beautiful, perfect Fay and fell head-over-heels in love. Or, at least he thinks he has. Needless to say Fay and Mark have unresolved issues, especially when the identity of Fay's handsome X-factor stranger is revealed. Cue tears, tantrums and some much-needed emotional honesty, before all is resolved. But who marries whom? Now that would be telling. --Eithne Farry
Advantages: Classic Victorian text Disadvantages: Is it really deeply conservative?
...Although this book is undoubtedly a classic, and I do like it, I have often pondered over the interpretation of it. Many see it as a feminist text - Jane ending up the master of the ultra-macho and slightly nasty Rochester. But I fear that Charlotte Bronte was deeply conservative in her heart.
I have to confess that I fall down on the Emily Bronte side more - the wild and windy moors, the disreguard for convention and religion. After all, why should Jane go with Rochester at all? He is a complete bastard who locked his wife in the attic, which is seen as a metaphor for man's fear of women's sexuality. And how does Jane conquer this? By domesticating him. Social convention and "proper" values win out over freedom and sexuality. Is Jane allowed to be sexually free? Does she want to be? Even she is repulsed by this side of women's nature...
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Predicatable Review ofJane Eyre - Charlotte Bronteby
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Advantages: Fire fuel Disadvantages: Teachers make you read it
...random attacks on the rest of the house. In one of the attacks she nearly burns the house down, blinding Rochester. Anyway, Jane and Rochester are going to get married but oh no wait, Bertha's (the crazy wife) family turn up and tell everyone about Rochester. Jane runs away and lives in poverty then gets taken into a house. The man there is very nice and then bang! he tells her that she has inherited 20000 pounds. She wants to share the money. She then leaves, walks across the moor and is called on by Rochester (quite conveniant that they both stumble across the same moor) and they live happily ever after.
Please email me to thank me on how much money and time I have saved you from not reading the money....
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Advantages: Well written, more than a romance Disadvantages: you want to know what happens next and a few characters need more description
...can empathise and understand events as they happen. I'm a sucker for dramatisations of classics like this and i loved the recent TV adaptation, although I would have chosen a different actress to play my Jane Eyre - maybe Samantha Morton. Read the book first. Despite loving adaptations, you need your own interpretation of books like this, and reading it after you've seen the TV version is never the same.
I'm not sure why, but i think this is a winter book. Read it when its raining outside, dark and dismal. It has an air about it of being lost on a moor somewhere (at one stage Jane is) and i think it would better suit that reading time than on a beach in the sun.
The language is very understandable and digestable. I would think that anyone who can read the English language reasonably well will cope with this book....
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