Johnsons Baby Wipes

The weak of stomach / easily offended may wish to give up right here. I’m back, I’m drunk and I’m feeling bitter and twisted. And happy with it! Baby love Babies. Small messy little things. They get to burp and fart all over everyone you know. Puking is also a fun little past time for you. Just anywhere. Specially after a drink. The couch, your jumper, the inside of your oven… They cry at the most stupid times of the morning. They talk shit to anyone who will listen and can’t walk in a straight line if at all. This annoys me. Mostly they annoy me because people don’t think its cute when I shit ... more

I buy these wipes all the time for my little grandson, I have another grandbaby due in just over 3 weeks time and so I have been buying a lot more of them because I am trying to stock my daughters nursery with baby products to help her a little with her collection. I like to buy these while they are on special offer because it makes more sense to save money. They are a lovely brand and ones that I love to use myself too. They come in a baby pink plastic wrapper with a pull back strip. The strip can easily be replaced after taking out the wipe and it sticks back into place just perfectly to ... more

What they are: ************ Pliable linen softwaves™ fabric wipes impregnated (boom boom! :) with a special blend of Johnson's baby lotion to wipes your baby’s bot clean of all the nasties that are revealed once the nappy has been peeled away. By cleansing and cleaning thoroughly you help prevent inflammation of the nappy area and cut down on nappy rash outbreaks. We started using Johnson’s babywipes after we got their free sampler pack with our New baby NHS kit. This is a free kit that every new Mother receives once she has delivered her baby in an NHS hospital. It contains a lot of “advice ... more

A few months back I was converted from a Pampers wipes person by Huggies wipes. This week I came across a new wipe made by Johnson's which happened to be on offer, £1 off the usual price as a promotion, so I thought I would give them a go. Johnson's are one of the market leaders when it comes to babycare, I have used the normal wipes a few times but they really aren't anything special, but these were a new kind. 'NEW! Aloe and Willowherb Extracare' boasted the usual pink packet. Hmmmm, sounded rather revolting to me, but never one to resist the offers in the supermarket they somehow found ... more

Some fool (uncle) bought Kieran a Real Army Camouflage Make Up Stick for his birthday. Some fool (father) took both my sons to bed last night without checking their persons for secreted forbidden contraband. Some fool (me) didn't make breakfast as soon she heard them wake and start playing in their bedroom this morning, but snuck an extra hour in bed instead. There isn't much Real Army Camouflage Make Up Stick left. It is on faces, hands, arms, legs, pyjamas, bedposts, walls, doors... You might think I got cross. You might think I launched into a parental lecture. You might even think I lost ... more