Jokes

Hello there and welcome. I am a big fan of the late and who I think the gretest comedian that this land ever produced... Tommy Cooper. For me he was the funniest, zaniest and actually the most intelligent comedian I have eveer seen. Throughout his act what ever could go wrong always did, but it was the way that his gags were delivered • Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.' • He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the ... more

Feeling bored in the office? Looking for something new and exciting to do? Why not initiate an office dare system - however to do it properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Read on.......... ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES. 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time). 3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." 5) To signal the end of a ... more

I thought, seeing as I am having a writing block at the moment, I would pass on a couple of the funnier (not rude) jokes I have received at work!...I hope you enjoy them as much as I did! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨˜"°º•۝• Listen Carefully •۝•º°"˜¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body ... more

When I visited Mumbai (Bombay), India, during my last vacation, I had the chance of meeting with a group of people who every morning assembled at a place and " laughed their hearts out". Looking at them, I thought they were inmates of a mental asylum having a morning out. I was totally wrong. They were the members of a "laughter club", practising "laughter yoga". "The unique concept of Laughter Yoga and Laughter Club is the brain child of Dr. Madan Kataria, a physician from Mumbai. Any one can laugh in a group for 15-20 minutes without depending upon great sense of humor, jokes or comedy ... more

Some of my favourite medical related jokes - appologies in advance for the groaners in there!!! ****************************************​* ******************************** Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - You never have to watch reruns on television. - You are always meeting new people. - You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse. - You can hide your own Easter eggs. ****************************************​* ******************************** As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think ... more