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published 14/11/2001 | GraingerN
Member since : 16/02/2001
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Pro Aim to make you chuckle
Cons If they don't succeed!
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"This category is catching lol"

The Millers are shown into the dentist's surgery and Mrs Miller makes it clear she's in a terrible hurry.
'No unnecessary extras.' she orders. 'No gas or needles - just pull the tooth and get it over with.'
'I wish more of my patients were as brave as you,' says the dentist admiringly. 'Now, which tooth is it?'
Mrs Miller turns to her husband and says: 'Show him your tooth, love.'

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A girl takes her boyfriend home to meet her family for the first time. However, they’re not impressed.
‘I didn’t like him very much,’ her mother sniffs.
‘But, mum,’ she replies, ‘he’s studying at college and wants to be a doctor. He must be good, because he’s already cured me of that problem I used to get every month.’

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A blonde woman wants to go ice fishing. She’s read books on the subject and finally, after getting all the necessary gear together, she makes her way to the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she makes a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly from the sky, a voice booms: ‘There are no fish under the ice.’
Startled, the blonde moves further down and cuts another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellows: ‘There are no fish under the ice.’
The blonde, now quite worried, moves right down to the opposite end of the ice and tries again to cut her hole. The voice comes once more. ‘There are no fish under the ice.’
She stops, looks skyward, and asks: ‘Is that you Lord?’ ‘No,’ the voice replies. ‘This is the manager of the ice rink.’

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  • SlyClone published 16/06/2003
    lol. A blonde one I hadn't heard! S :o)
  • TallTone published 26/11/2001
    Blimey! Some jokes on here I haven't heard before! TT.
  • rachpauljack published 16/11/2001
    i love the boyfriend one!!! ha ha ha
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Listed on Ciao since: 13/11/2001