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I thought, seeing as I am having a writing block at the moment, I would pass on a couple of the funnier (not rude) jokes I have received at work!...I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨˜"°º Listen Carefully º°"˜¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes
her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir".
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very closely.....
It was. She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"A little frustrated, the husband agrees, "OK, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep warm?" the wife asks.The husband thinks carefully for awhile and then says, "Put it in between your legs.
Giggling she asks, "But what about the smell?"He replies, "Just hold his little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with, died at the scene.
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨˜"°º The English Language º°"˜¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments.
In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would reseive this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter.There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year, it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would henseforth be written 'f'.
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