So..I needed a kettle and so off I trotted to John Lewis department store in search an appliance that heated water. And then a beautiful sales assistant popped up from nowhere, "aren't you a dashing young individual (must have been my plaid trousers!) ! How can I help you?" she whispered wistfully in my left ear hole. I explaind my predicament to her and she got all hot under her collar! She swept me up like an onion and carried me down, deep down to the deep dark kitchen appliances' basement.
there before my eyes, was the very kettle I had been longing for. Artic white laquer glistened like a moon in a jam jar, in the florescent light. I knew there and then that this contraption had won me over. I couldnt leave without it. So with my prize in hand I led her down the aisle towards the check out.
Done and dusted I brought her home. I poured a blast of cold water into her spout, until she couldnt take any more. Brimming so she could fill my cup, the exciment was unbearable, it whizzed and whirled, twisted and turned as i watched her come to the boil. it was a fair old cuppa.
i would thoroughly recomend this for anyone looking for some hot beverage action, bunny boiling, or simply a steam sensation.
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Very poor
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Fair
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sixpence short of a score
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