Kiwi Shoe Polish
Advantages many
Disadvantages none
Detailed Rating
| Value for Money | Good value |
|---|---|
| Do you need to use much for each clean? | A little goes a long way |
| Irritable to skin? | Gentle |
| Longlasting effects? | Keeps things looking clean for longer than average |
I am the owner of several tins of the most wonderful and time honoured brand of Kiwi Shoe Polish. I personally use this brand as I believe it is the best and I am always delighted and astounded at the results it delivers.
I own many pairs of fine leather boots and collecting them is a great hobby of mine and I have accrued large sums of cash from my job at the cider factory and my part time evening work of being a dwarf basketball coach. I enjoy posing and cavorting in my fine black Italian leather thigh high boots at weekends at historic homes with like-minded friends and acquaintances. We parade ourselves in our fine Victoriana attire and the ladies are never failed to be impressed by the shine on my leather footwear. I have won many competitions for having the shiniest boots and recently took part in winning the coveted title of the Mr Leather Contest held in Berlin. This year I was a runner up but next year I hope to be the overall winner. I am also a member of the unusual and strange site entitled bootlovers.com where we compare our shiny boots and cleaning products other than Kiwi. Time and time again Kiwi wins hands down for delivering the most outstanding polish and shine.The small tub is widley available and retails for approximately £1 a tin. It is extremely economical and a little will serve to go a long way as not a great deal is needed in order to achieve the required shine. I polish my 18 pairs of various coloured boots on a weekly basis as I feel the Kiwi polish protects and waterproofs the leather remarkably well and serves to make my expesive boots last much longer by ridding them of unecessary and unattractive scuffs.
The smell of this product is pleasant and not at all repugnant to the nasal passages. I am immersed in inexplicable pleasure when I polish and buff my leather thigh high boots and during these times my mind wanders to regions I would not otherwise have explored. I find it delightfully pleasurable and a great stress relief to polish with my Kiwi after I have endured a hard day at the cider factory or my dwarf basketball team have failed to win yet another match.I apply a small amount of the highly intoxicating polish and rub in small circular motions. I then brush my leathers with a stiff brush and finally buff with a clean soft rag. Product is quick drying and I feel an immense sense of satisfaction when I look at the final results my efforts have achieved.
The ladies are truly impressed with my shiny leg and footwear and I have received many generous compliments whilst wearing my Victoriana attire by members of the public. Readers may be interested to see my boots in my photograph as I hoist up my leg to let a lady observe and feel the quality. I believe the expression on her face speaks for itself.
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chrisandmark_is_here 12/09/2011 20:55
Heehee! Class! x