Kristov Vodka Cruiser

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DRINK , BUT DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
A review by Mayhall on Kristov Vodka Cruiser
April 2nd, 2003


Author's product rating:   Kristov Vodka Cruiser - rated by Mayhall

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Advantages: Tasty drink
Disadvantages: Can change your appearance

Recommend to potential buyers: yes 

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It is available as a 4 pack in glass bottles with a cardboard sleeve over it. It was from Somerfields where at the moment it is on offer for £2.99 but is normally £3.99. The cover illustration looks like it’s designed to lure thirsty people into buying it with its vibrant blue packaging, logo and those refreshing blue droplets of liquor. Each bottle contains 275ml and is 5.5%Vol

I would never have bought this drink by choice, but we won it in a pub quiz along with a 4 pack of Bambao, a Brazilian spirit called chacaca and a bottle of Californian wine. The blue colour would have stopped me from buying it because I never think it’s a very appetising colour. I don’t fancy cakes with blue icing either or blue Smarties. Anyway I tried it out and it tasted quite pleasant, much better than the Bambao which was really gagarific, but there is a down side to it!

WARNING!

DO NOT DRINK VODKA CRUISER

In public

Just before you have a photo taken

DO DRINK

Behind closed doors

At an Halloween party

If faking lack of oxygen

It turns the whole of your mouth blue; teeth, tongue lips. It looks like you’ve just been using a dental disclosing tablet.

Anyway Vodka Cruiser is available in 18 flavours Passionfruits, Melon, Watermelon, Raspberry, Blueberry, Cranberry, Grapefruit, Guava, Lemon, Mango, Orange, Pineapple, Blueberry, Mulberry, Cool Lime, Strawberry, Peach and Diet Bitter Lemon.

Blueberry is the only one I’ve seen in Somerfields.


 

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