For years I had been in the habit of buying clothes wearing them once and then giving them to homeless people because I had no use for smelly clothes with sweat on them. Then one day some doby said to me "Oi Pillock just buy a washing machine then you wont have to spend all of your dole money ... Read review
Advantages: It washes your clothes Disadvantages: they come out all wet. You can't really wear wet clothes
For years I had been in the habit of buying clothes wearing them once and then giving them to homeless people because I had no use for smelly clothes with sweat on them. Then one day some doby said to me "Oi Pillock just buy a washing machine then you wont have to spend all of your dole money on clothes". At that point in my life I didn't know what a washing machine was and i thought it was in a similar catagory as a timemachine or a shrinking ... ...That was until one day, on the way to a carnival, I stunbled into a comet store and saw the most amazing machine ever. It had a little glass viewing window and a series of little buttons to press. The sales man said it was a washing machine and from this moment I fell in love with washing machines for ever.
Well I couldn't afford to buy the machine as I had spent all my money on cotton buds and jelly cubes so I did the next best thing I waited ... more
For years I had been in the habit of buying clothes wearing them once and then giving them to homeless people because I had no use for smelly clothes with sweat on them. Then one day some doby said to me "Oi Pillock just buy a washing machine then you wont have to spend all of your dole money on clothes". At that point in my life I didn't know what a washing machine was and i thought it was in a similar catagory as a timemachine or a shrinking ray so i passed this comment off as whimsicle nonsence. That was until one day, on the way to a carnival, I stunbled into a comet store and saw the most amazing machine ever. It had a little glass viewing window and a series of little buttons to press. The sales man said it was a washing machine and from this moment I fell in love with washing machines for ever. Well I couldn't afford to buy the machine as I had spent all my money on cotton buds and jelly cubes so I did the next best thing I waited for the shop to close and stole the one that they had on display. I took the machine home and started to look for things to wash but having not read the instructions I quickly noticed some flaws in the disighn. 1. It's made of metal so if you use it to wash valuable china. The china will break. 2. It does have water in it so washing electrical goods does cause them to break. 3. Not only does it have water but it fills with water so washing your pet in there will usually cause it to die, especially if you put electrical goods in their at the same time. 4. It doesn't really wash vegitables. It somply boils tham and covers them in soap. However it does wash your clothes really well so now i dont have to throw them out any more wich is greta news for me. I can now spend my dole money on other things like buying my daughter a new hamster. Thanks for listening. Goodbye.
