Advantages Limericks are for fun.
Disadvantages Some of you may not like them.
I do not claim these as my own. They are not. They are just some limericks that I thought may brighten up the day of a reader. The first ones are mine :if you want to join in, just leave your ciao name in my guestbook and I shall gladly limmerick you. They are just for fun.
Marian is a girl that likes men,
To Evil irish Twin.
To Salem Witch
Silver40' tells of paths that he's tread,
Doesn't make resolutions, its said,
And when asked of a birth,
He replied with some mirth,
That there's room just for two in his bed !
K8 was just wishing it seems,
For Santa, his presents were dreams,
Like a lottery gain,
And to eat without pain,
Of falling apart at the seams.
I was stuck in a literal loop,
Kingseany asked for a limerick to Asparagus Soup
I cannot write honest critique,
Cos quite frankly, I would prefer leek,
Or tomato, or veg
With a huge white bread wedge,
And it's waiting for me as I speak
For MUFCBoiThis man is a distancing kind,
Lizzie8 is a part of ciao's team,
Hot Babes swears she's blue but she's not
To Hot Babes
Ailran has a passion for lips,
And girls with nice childbearing hips,
But what gives him away
Is his challenge, but hey !
He can't help liking girls that have zips
Theres a lady that wants to lose weight,
But without any pressure, or date,
She knows cones that give birth,
And that add to her mirth,
And sees ironing piles as her fate !
To Minha. I am surprised I missed this lady's poetry, and it is really under-read and under rated. It scans beautifully. This is my limmerick for her.This lady's a poet indeed,
Two messages, misunderstood,
Emma has just asked for a limmerick and she was guilty of making me almost wet myself today so I have to pay her back for that.
Well I thought and was really frustrated,
I had read. understood and had rated.
how could she inflict
On her dog, was she strict ?
For I thought it was being castrated.
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