The best reason not to kiss a lion
Advantages short sweet
Disadvantages immature!!?
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1) it may not fancy you!
2) It may have bad breath
3) you may make the tigers jealous and we all now what a jealous tiger is like huh!!
4) It probably constitutes animal abuse (especially if you are ugly)
5) Various bacteria inhabit the gums of a lion - so if you are going to kiss one - try not to frenchy!! (try explaining the gum infection to your dentist)
6) oh and it may eat you!!
But really kids dont kiss lions it really isnt a good idea. they do not make good lovers and will take you for everythinh you have!!
they are extremley possessive and like to argue late into the night!!
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MAFARRIMOND 30/03/2007 22:02
tashat 28/05/2005 18:03
Totally wrong catagory but it got a smile. xx
kappaslappa 25/05/2005 15:05
As below...
Soho_Black 25/05/2005 13:56
Maybe this might have been better placed in the "limericks" category, as that's what the "poem" could be better considered.
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