Advantages short sweet
1) it may not fancy you!
2) It may have bad breath
3) you may make the tigers jealous and we all now what a jealous tiger is like huh!!
4) It probably constitutes animal abuse (especially if you are ugly)
5) Various bacteria inhabit the gums of a lion - so if you are going to kiss one - try not to frenchy!! (try explaining the gum infection to your dentist)
6) oh and it may eat you!!
so steer clear!!
But really kids dont kiss lions it really isnt a good idea. they do not make good lovers and will take you for everythinh you have!!
they are extremley possessive and like to argue late into the night!!
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