am I a vampire from Duns?
Advantages these show my lighter side
Disadvantages there's not many
These two Limericks are ones I have written myself. One when I was quite young and it was written for school and the other one more recent: and was written for no particular reason. I don't know if they will be up to much as I am more accustomed to writing poetry but here they are anyway:
Man from DunsThere was a man from Duns
Who was dreadfully obsessed with guns
"I'm sorry" he said
With an apple on his head
When he was shot by a couple of nuns
There was a newly awakened vampire
Who everybody thought was a liar
If she never had
Drank someone's blood
They wouldn't have believed she was a vampire
Toni
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