Lux Shower Nutri Pearls

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It was called Lux Shower Nutri Pearls. I gave it a sniff. It had a citrus smell, so apparently not unsuitable for blokes.

A modest amount lathered up well, got me clean and the smell didn't linger either in the bathroom, once I had opened the window, or on me. Hopefully the missus will never miss the amount I used.

A Halloween trick occurred to me while I was using it, that I will pass on to you.

...see the missus also has Lux Heavenly Milk Shower Gel. As this is all white, it may calm down anyone who doesn't appreciate the trick.

I expect the missus got a BOGOF deal. She is always on the lookout for those. Boots are currently charging £1.79 for 250ml, and Tesco £1.68. I think this is a reasonable sort of price for a bit of LUXury. It is slightly cheaper than my Lynx.

I hope you have some good clean fun with this.
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You know how it is blokes. I got under the shower, reached for my Lynx shower gel, and then remembered I should have bought some more, as the drain left in the container wasn't enough to clean much.

I had a look round and found the missus had plenty of shower gel left in her see through container. So I thought I would 'borrow' some, even though I was a bit wary of the pink container.

It was called Lux Shower Nutri Pearls. I gave it a sniff. It had a citrus smell, so apparently not unsuitable for blokes.

A modest amount lathered up well, got me clean and the smell didn't linger either in the bathroom, once I had opened the window, or on me. Hopefully the missus will never miss the amount I used.

A Halloween trick occurred to me while I was using it, that I will pass on to you.

The manufacturers say, "The soft pearls with fruit extracts and vitamins" will leave your skin, "with an irresistible radiant glow." Sadly I don't glow in the dark, but there was one warning the manufacturers didn't give. I will tell you about it.

When the "silky soft pearls, which dissolve completely to release caring fruit extracts and vitamins" were massaged in, it looked as if the darker coloured pearls were releasing a red liquid. At the time I hadn't read the container, and wondered if either I was bleeding, or the missus had put a red dye in to stop thieves like me using it without her knowledge.

Thankfully the red colour being released by the pearls, rinsed away well along with the rest of the shower gel.

Now love or hate Halloween, it will soon be with us. If you wanted to play a relatively innocent trick, you could take this shower gel, put it in an opaque empty container of a shower gel that someone else usually uses, and they will get a surprise when red blobs appear on use.

If you misjudge a person's mood and play this trick on someone who is easily scared there is, I believe, an antidote. Having looked around our bathroom cupboard, I see the missus also has Lux Heavenly Milk Shower Gel. As this is all white, it may calm down anyone who doesn't appreciate the trick.

I expect the missus got a BOGOF deal. She is always on the lookout for those. Boots are currently charging £1.79 for 250ml, and Tesco £1.68. I think this is a reasonable sort of price for a bit of LUXury. It is slightly cheaper than my Lynx.

I hope you have some good clean fun with this.
 

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