Man Walks into a Bar - Stephen Arnott, Mike Haskins

a man walked into a bar.......

Advantages: he he he
Disadvantages: groans

Two married blokes are out drinking one night when one says, 'I don't know what else to do. Whenever i go home after we've been out drinking, i turn the headlights off before i get to the driveway. i shut the engine off and coast into the garage. i take my shoes off before i go into the house. i sneak up the stairs. get undressed in the bathroom. i ease into bed..... and my wife still wakes up and yells, "AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THS"?' His mate looks at him and says 'well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, clutter up the steps, chuck my boots against the wall, jump into bed, slap my wifes arse and say "hows about a blowjob"? And she's always sound asleep.' ...

rosebud10 03.01.2006 · Read full review
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A horse walks into a bar

Advantages: you might find yourself smiling
Disadvantages: you may have hard them before

woman alone or you?ll have e to answer to!?? St Peter was impressed, ?When did this happen?? ?Just a couple of minutes ago,? the man said. Knock, knock, knock. A man opens the door and finds a snail on his porch. He picks it up and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, three more knocks. The man opens the door and there sits the same snail. He looks at the man and says, ?What was that about?? The blind man walks into a bar and say, ?Want to hear a blond joke?? The barman tells him, ?Well, I?m blond and I won?t appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 18 stone and is also blond. The man behind you is 20 stone and he?s blond too. Do you still want to tell it?? ?No way? says the blind man, ?Not if I have to explain it three times!? A dolphin attended a New York self-awareness class. He came away with a renewed ...

atticusuk 06.06.2004 · Read full review
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The Long Walk-Richard Bachman aka Stephen King

Advantages: Feels like you know the characters
Disadvantages: Ermmmm

The Long Walk is a book written by Stephen King under the pen name Richard Bachman. It is part of the Bachman Books which are all set in the future. It is the story about several different men and their journey through the country as they take part in a gruelling 450 mile long marathon which is the ultimate sports challenge. With merciless heat and limited rations, their prize if they win is a huge amount of money. Most of the men die and the book tells the reader aboutt he different stories of the individuals who are taking part. The Long Walk was written by King in 1966 but even today , it is read by many people. It is an excellent read and i would recommend it to anyone who liked horror books. You would like this book if you liked Rage or The Running Man. ...

marria-x 14.08.2008 · Read full review
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