Advantages: Funny fatasy fiction. Disadvantages: Draws a little too much on Prachett and others.
...Before and after is MatthewThomas' debut novel inspired by the sixth century French prophet, Nostradamus and his famous prediction that "In the year 1999, and seven months from the sky will come the great king of Terror. He will bring back to life the great king of the Mongols. Before and after War reigns happily unrestrained."
With all the doom mongering and speculation during the run-up to the millennium, the success of the book, released in February 1999, was not unsurprising. The cover of the book (the artwork completed by none other than the author himselfMatthewThomas - obviously a multi-talented guy) is in itself appealing with a cute embossed sheep quietly munching grass on the front with a little foretaste to the book's plot beneath "A novel about exploding sheep, Nostradamus and the end of the world...
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Advantages: Keeps the kids entertained. Disadvantages: The noises to get a bit anoying
...10 Stories from Thomas and Friends is a great book for children of all ages.
THE STORIES
1 - Trouble Near the Tracks.
Thomas is taking a cow to the fair when on his way his comes across Bertie the Bus who has a flat tyre. Thomas tries to help Bertie but as he does so his cow starts to wonder off. Along comes James who rescues the cow and takes it to the fair for Thomas as he is taking hay there. Thomas and Bertie wait for help and when it arrives and Bertie is fixed they arrive at the fair to find Thomas' cow has won first prize as best cow in the county.
2 - Harold needs Help.
Harold the hellicopter isnt feeling well on morning and cant get his propeller to work properly. Sir Topham Hatt (The old Fat Controller!) asks Thomas to take his down to the repair shop. Thomas and Harold arrive at the repair shop where Harold...
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Advantages: Has so many!! Disadvantages: So addictive, can't put it down!!
...This is author Jane Fallon's first book, who is a well known multi-award winning television producer and is behind hit shows such as 'This LIfe', 'Teachers' and '20 things to do before your 30'.
**Plot**
Matthew Shallcross,has been Helens boyfriend for four years, the only problem being he is married, has two kids and is her boss. After four years of begging Matthew to leave his wife, children and home for her, he turns up at her door, bags in hand and announces he has left his wife for her.
She should be happy, shouldn't she? The only problem is she doesn't want him any more and now has to figure out a way of getting rid of him!
**Step 1**
*Stop shaving your armpits altogether. And your bikini line.
*Tell him she once caught Chlamydia from a man whos name she never got round to asking.
*Buy incontinence pads and leave them...
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