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No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God. Deut. 23:1

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since 06/01/2018

13

First Great Western 22/01/2018

Rings.

First Great Western Fell asleep on the service to Paddington and someone nicked my rings. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, it, is, amazing, Ciao, hasn't, kicked, me, off, yet, they, did, it, to, sellerleygirl, for, less, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

Rends R-1 A10 Cyclone Masturbator Attachment 16/01/2018

Bushes.

Rends R-1 A10 Cyclone Masturbator Attachment Doesn't give the same thrill as wanking in the bushes at the park. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, it, is, amazing, Ciao, hasn't, kicked, me, off, yet, they, did, it, to, sellerleygirl, for, less, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark) ...

Are our prisons tough enough? 16/01/2018

Fence.

Are our prisons tough enough? At the Sainte-Anne-des-Plaines prison in Canada, two convicted killers of the opposite sex, Karla Homolka and Jean-Paul Gerbet, were able to engage in sexual activity through a chain-link fence, which was the only barrier separating men and women. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

Venice (Italy) 16/01/2018

Columbidae.

Venice (Italy) Stinks, pigeons, homeless, moral decay, Italians and turd everywhere. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

EXS Smiley Face Condoms 16/01/2018

Semen.

EXS Smiley Face Condoms Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also. Genesis 38:8-10 (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

The Devil in Me - Christopher Fowler 15/01/2018

k.n.o.b.

The Devil in Me - Christopher Fowler He called me a knob in my last review. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

Bristol in General 15/01/2018

Bureaucracy.

Bristol in General Wouldn't let me exhume my sister-in-law without needless paperwork, would they. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

Mr Brains Pork Faggots 11/01/2018

Bears.

Mr Brains Pork Faggots Invited to the YMCA by some local bears to try these. Imagine my disappointment when the reality of the situation hit. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark) ...

Liverpool Hope University College 11/01/2018

Devil.

Liverpool Hope University College Ask user 'thedevilinme' about this place seeing as he seems to know so much about it there. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

General: Malta 11/01/2018

Infection.

General: Malta I have heard a lot of the natives there have leprosy, which obviously isn't ideal. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

Lettuce 10/01/2018

Ink.

Lettuce It's like the vegetable equivalent of a photocopier running out of ink. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark)

Speed 2 - Cruise Control (DVD) 06/01/2018

Flesh.

Speed 2 - Cruise Control (DVD) Absolutely filthy amount of flesh in this film. Bullock would do well to keep her tits out of future productions. (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark) ...

Hartleys Best Strawberry Jam 06/01/2018

Rank.

Hartleys Best Strawberry Jam Imagine my disappointment when I opened the jar, to discover the contents were green with mould. Do I get some money now? (Disclaimer: the following is a collection of words to make up the 120 word limit. The, text, is, too, short, please, write, at, least, one, hundred, and, twenty, words, green, frog, French, baby, police, hair, pudding, he, put, my, hand, there, Frank, is, not, gay, but, sometimes, it, was, hard, to, tell, as, he, would, never, bring, birds, home, bunkbeds, for, sale, ask, for, Dave, where, are, you, going, toilet, duck, never, worked, it, just, made, turds, smell, better, did, you, know, that, if, you, drank, ten, bottles, of, Galliano, followed, by, ten, bottles, of, Campari, followed, by, ten, pints, of, Guinness, you, would, poop, a, perfect, rolled, up, German, flag, question, mark) ...
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