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Exploring Your Desires Sex isn't the act of simply pro-creating anymore. We as humans enjoy sex. We all have different tastes and desires, limitations and boundaries, sex for everyone is different. Some people want to experiment with their sex lives and this can be done in many different ways. Inviting another person, bondage, pain, toys, dressing up etc. Some people want to "spice up" their sex lives. Now, there are different shops you can go into to find such things like toys and outfits but many people don't want to do this in public. As much as we shouldn't be embarrassed by our love for sex, we have to admit it isn't a comfortable thing to be looking at nipple clamps whilst others are watching close by wondering what you get up to on a Saturday night. So, many people feel more comfortable shopping online, the confidentiality and the privacy probably being the key element here for online kink shopping. Bondara is one of those websites were you can find sexual items to fulfil you desires. Bondara Bondara is a UK based company founded by Chris Simms which specialises in sex toys, lingerie, sex aids and bondage gear. It began in 2006 by Simms and started with on £60,000 but soon became the third largest sex toy retailer. Since its opening it has won two awards and been nominated in 2012, 2015, 2016 and 2017 for the Erotic Trade Only Magazine Best Online Retailer. As far as I am aware, Bondara is a online based website and there are currently no retail stores. How Did I Come Across It I'm ...

Nerve (DVD) 25/11/2017

Good Movie But Shame About The Ending

Nerve (DVD) I saw this movie advertised in the cinema and I thought it sounded okay but not good enough to pay to watch it. I saw it on Netflix and added it to "My List" and it stayed there to accumulate virtual dust. I finally decided to give the movie a watch. Was I impressed? Was I disappointed? I'm not too sure. I think I enjoyed it but it does have its faults. Crew Directors: Henry Joost (Catfish) & Ariel Schulman (Catfish) Producer: Allison Shearmur Screenplay: Jessica Sharzer (American Horror Story) Music: Rob Simonsen (The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus) Cinematography: Michael Simmonds Editors: Madeleine Gavin & Jeff McEvoy Additional Information Based on Nerve by Jeanne Ryan Certificate: 15 Genre: Thriller, Drama, Adventure Production Companies: Allison Shearmur Productions, Keep Your Head Productions & Supermarche Distributor: Lionsgate Released: July 2016 Running time: 96 minutes Country: US Language: English Budget: $19 million Box Office: $85.2 million Tagline: "We Dare You" Cast Emma Roberts as Venus "Vee" Delmonico (American Horror Story) Dave Franco as Ian/Sam (Now You See Me) Colson Baker as Ty (Beyond The Lights) Juliette Lewis as Nancy (Natural Born Killers) Emily Meade as Sydney (My Soul To Take) Miles Heizer as Tommy (13 Reasons Why) Kimiko Glenn as Liv (Orange Is The New Black) Samira Wiley as Kween (Orange Is The New Black) Ed Squires as Chuck Brian Marc as P.J. Sison Eric D'Alessandro as Hype Boi Marc John Jefferies as Wes (The ...

It Follows (DVD) 24/11/2017

Makes You Think Twice About Sexy Time

It Follows (DVD) I'm not sure when I first noticed this film. It must have been whilst I was searching the aisles in Tesco and came across the blurb on the back. Can't remember when I bought it but I did and watched it, so the review is about to begin. Crew Director: David Robert Mitchell (The Myth of the American Sleepover) Producers: Rebecca Green, Laura D. Smith, David Robert Mitchell, David Kaplan & Erik Rommesmo Writer: David Robert Mitchell Music: Disaterpeace Cinematography: Mike Gioulakis Editor: Julio C. Perez IV Additional Information Certificate: 15 Genre: Horror & Thriller Production Companies: Northern Lights Films, Animal Kingdom & Two Flints Distributor: RADiUS-TWC Released: May 2014 (Cannes) & March 2015 Running time: 100 minutes Country: US Language: English Budget: £2 million Box Office: £20.6 million Tagline: "It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't give up." Cast Maika Monroe as Jaime "Jay" Height (The Guest) Keir Gilchrist as Paul Bolduan (Atypical) Daniel Zovatto as Greg Hannigan (Fear the Walking Dead) Jake Weary as Hugh / Jeff Redmond (Fred: The Movie) Olivia Luccardi as Yara Davis (Money Monster) Lili Sepe as Kelly Height Bailey Spry as Annie Marshall Debbie Williams as Mrs. Height Ruby Harris as Mrs. Redmond Leisa Pulido as Mrs. Hannigan Ele Bardha as Mr. Height Ingrid Mortimer as Old Woman in Pajamas Alexyss Spradlin as Girl in Kitchen Mike Lanier as Giant Man Don Hails as Old Naked Man Charles Gertner as Neighbor Boy Erin ...

Slasher - The Complete First Season (DVD) 23/11/2017

An Enjoyable Series

Slasher - The Complete First Season (DVD) Looking around Ciao, doing my reviewing, as you do and I came across a review for Slasher. I thought it sounded rather interesting and something that was right up my street so I decided to give it a watch. Information Certificate: 18 Genre: Horror, Thriller, Slasher, Drama Created by Aaron Martin Composer: Shawn Pierce (We Were Children) Executive Producers: Aaron Martin, Greg Phillips, Jonathan Ford, Christina Jennings (Overruled!) & Scott Garvie Editor: Erin Deck Running time: 46 - 53 minutes Production Companies: Shaftesbury Films, Super Channel Distributor: Content Media Corporation Network: Super Channel & Chiller Released: March 2016 Country: Canada Language: English Season: 1 (currently 2) Episodes: 8 Tagline: "Everyone In This Town Has A Past. Not Everyone Has A Future" Episodes 1. An Eye for an Eye 2. Digging Your Grave With Your Teeth 3. Like as Fire Eateth Up and Burneth Wood 4. As Water is Corrupted Unless It Moves 5. Ill-Gotten Gains 6. The One Who Sows His Own Flesh 7. In The Pride of His Face 8. Soon Your Eyes Will See Cast Katie McGrath - Sarah Bennett (Jurassic World) Brandon Jay McLaren - Dylan Bennett (Power Rangers S.P.D.) Steve Byers - Cam Henry (Gridlocked) Patrick Garrow - Tom Winston Dean McDermott - Iain Vaughn (Chopped Canada) Christopher Jacot - Robin Turner (Saving Hope) Wendy Crewson - Brenda Merrit (The Vow) Paula Brancati - Jana Singer (Sadie's Last Days on Earth) Jim Watson - Young Alan Henry Joanne ...

Boots Blister Plaster 22/11/2017

Immediate Relief

Boots Blister Plaster I was in Plymouth with my friend and my feet were aching something awful. I realised that I had some horrible blisters on the back of my feet and that day, we were going to be doing a lot of walking. Luckily enough, we passed a Boots and we ran in there and managed to find some blister plasters. Yes! Sorry this review is quite short but there is only so much you can say. Blister Plaster Blister plasters are specifically designed to cover blisters on the feet. They usually sooth the area and protect the blister. Blisters are fluid pockets that develop under upper layers of skin. Blisters are usually formed to look like a bubble which is full of serum (a liquid part of blood). When a blister is burst, it releases the serum and is usually painful. Blisters are usually caused by friction or heat. Packaging The packaging I thought was secure and small enough that I could keep them in my handbag. Unfortunately, I also found that it was difficult to get the plasters out of the packaging and I think I broke it. There is no clear indication of how to open the packaging and the cardboard is so tight around the box, again this made it difficult to get out. What you have to do is almost snap the top part of the packaging so the lid opens like a flap. The plasters are contained inside and are of different sizes. I believe these plasters are specifically designed for blisters on the foot rather than a blister anywhere else on the body but looking at them, I can imagine that you ...

Bronson (DVD) 21/11/2017

The Life Of Britain's Most Violent Criminal

Bronson (DVD) So, another movie night, another flick through Netflix to see what to watch. My friend and I seem to enjoy an eclectic taste of movies. Needless to say, I haven't opened up my horror movie collection yet but one day maybe I'll show him the world that he's been missing. I always wanted to watch Bronson and I put it on "My List" which came up, he seemed interested to watch it so we stuck it on. Crew Director: Nicolas Winding Refn (Bleeder) Producers: Rupert Preston & Danny Hansford Writers: Brock Norman Brock & Nicolas Winding Refn Cinematography: Larry Smith Music: Johnny Jewel Editor: Matthew Newman Cast Tom Hardy as Michael Gordon Peterson/Charles Bronson (Legend) Matt King as Paul Daniels (Peep Show) James Lance as Phil Danielson Amanda Burton as Charlie's mother (The Commander) Kelly Adams as Irene Peterson (Mr Selfridge) Juliet Oldfield as Alison Jonathan Phillips as the Prison Governor (Vanity Fair) Mark Powley as Prison Officer Andy Love (The Bill) Hugh Ross as Uncle Jack Joe Tucker as John White Gordon Brown as Screw Charlie Whyman as fellow patient in Rampton Additional Information Certificate: 18 Genre: Action, Biography, Drama, Crime Production Companies: Aramid Entertainment, Str8jacket Creations, EM Media, 4DH Films & Perfume Films Distribution Company: Magnet Releasing Released: March 2009 Running time: 92 minutes Country: UK Language: English Budget: £230,000 Box Office: £2.3 million Tagline: "The Man. The Myth. The ...

The Sunne In Splendour - Sharon Penman 20/11/2017

A Long But Interesting Look Into The War Of The Roses

The Sunne In Splendour - Sharon Penman My mother is obsessed with Richard III and the War of the Roses. That is where my love for that time period grew from. She has probably told me the story of Richard III over one hundred times but each time I am just as fascinated by the subject because there is so much to the story, there are always things that I miss out. She told me that I should read The Sunne In Splendor. A book by Sharon Penman if I really wanted to get into the story. When she showed me the book, it was massive. There was no way that I was taking a book that big to Jamaica or on my commute to work; as well considering that mum's book was ancient. So I downloaded it on my tablet. I purchased it in May time and I'll admit, I have only just finished it. The book is incredibly long and life gets in the way. Contents Genre: History, Drama Pages: 1248 Publication: 1982 Author: Sharon Kay Penman Background Penman, born in 1945 became interested in Richard III whilst being a student of law in America. She wrote a 400 page manuscript of The Sunne In Splendour which was stolen from her car. She was unable to rewrite it for five years to which she wrote a 936 page book. It took her 12 years to write the book because of the extensive research that had to be undertaken. She was of the view that Richard III was a misunderstood person and rejects the belief that he murdered his nephews "the Princes in the Tower". Plot The story starts in 1459 with Richard III as a young boy and continues throughout his life ...

Kerastase Resistance Ciment Thermique 17/11/2017

Fantastic Treatment For My Locks

Kerastase Resistance Ciment Thermique I had a massive meltdown with my hair this year. I had nano ring extensions put in but the hair was awful and ended up making me look like Smeagol in the end because it was of bad quality. I went to a hairdressers and they offered to give me new extensions if I allowed a trainee to put them in. Result for me! Everyone has to learn from some stage. However, she didn't have any time that day to put the new ones in and said she would take the nano rings out that day so save time. Unfortunately as well, she didn't have an appointment to dye my hair because having extensions means you cannot get all your roots so I was left with platinum blonde hair with almost black roots. I was going out that night and didn't want to look awful so I decided to bleach my hair at home. Normally I always get this right but I was in a rush and bleaching and using silver shampoo and conditioner on my hair didn't work out as well as it usually did because my hair ended up turning purple! I was distraught! I managed to tie my hair up and avoid the purple showing but I couldn't go into work with purple hair. Sunday morning came and I called Rush hairdressers and almost begged them to redo my hair, explaining my situation. Luckily, they was able to fit me in and they sorted my hair out perfectly! They put a conditioning treatment in my hair which I adored! Kerastase Resistance Ciment Thermique (KRCT) and for me, a leave in hair treatment is key for hair maintenance so I bought some for ...

Joop Miss Wild Eau de Parfum 16/11/2017

A Lovely Gift From Uncle & Auntie

Joop Miss Wild Eau de Parfum My 25 birthday went down with me drinking far to much rum and not actually remembering when people left. So when it came to clearing up I noticed that I had stored all my presents behind the bar. I was delighted when I realised this and took everything upstairs to put away. I came across the bag my auntie and uncle got me and notice they had got me Joop! Miss Wild. I can always count on my Auntie and Uncle to buy me some nice perfume or PJs for celebratory occasions. This perfume has now become my work perfume so as I am currently looking at it and clearly not doing any work, I'll try a review on it. Joop Joop is a Germany company primarily dealing in the fashion and cosmetics section. It was founded in 1986 by Wolfgang Joop who had been selling designer clothing since 1981. He wanted to distinguish himself and so put an exclamation mark on the brand "JOOP". Although morw known for their fragrance brands, Joop sells contemporary clothing for women and men under "Joop! Collection" and "Joop! Casual" as well as jewellery and watches and even a home living sector. The Packaging The perfume is contains in a pink rectangular shaped bottle with a silver lid covering the spritz applicator. The JOOP! logo is centered at the top of the bottle with the perfume name located in the middle. Written in silver the "MISS WILD" logo is created in two different fonts. I think this gives it a bit of an edge. The "MISS" is written in pretty elegant front whereas the "WILD" is written in ...

Cult of Chucky (DVD) 15/11/2017

A Step Down In The Franchise

Cult of Chucky (DVD) When I was little, Chucky would frighten me to the point of not sleeping but as I grew older I began to enjoy the little B-word and soon grew to love him. When Curse of Chucky came out and I felt relived that Chucky was back to his old tricks again. Not funny and jokey but scary and terrifying and I was even more excited when rumors went round the mill that another film was being released. So when the release DVD was set I was preparing myself for the arrival of Chucky. My family didn't want to watch it downstairs so I ran up to my room, got in my PJs, opened up a bag of sweet and salty popcorn, tucked myself in and began the journey. A disappointing journey to be honest. May be spoilers in the "story" part of the review. Crew Director: Don Mancini (Child's Play franchise) Producer: David Kirschner (An American Tail) & Ogden Gavanski Writer: Don Mancini Music: Joseph LoDuca (The Evil Dead) Cinematography: Michael Marshall Editor: Randy Bricker Cast Fiona Dourif as Nica Pierce (Curse of Chucky) Michael Therriault as Dr. Foley (Reign) Adam Hurtig as Multiple Malcolm Alex Vincent as Andy Barclay (Child's Play franchise) Elisabeth Rosen as Madeleine (The ABCs of Death) Grace Lynn Kung as Claire (Miss Sloane) Marina Stephenson Kerr as Angela Zak Santiago as Nurse Carlos (The Tortured) Ali Tataryn as Nurse Ashley Jennifer Tilly as Tiffany Valentine (Family Guy) Brad Dourif as the voice of Chucky (One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest) Summer H. Howell as Alice ...

A Nightmare On Elm Street (Box Set) (DVD) 13/11/2017

1, 2 Freddy's Come For You... In A Box Set

A Nightmare On Elm Street (Box Set) (DVD) I remember when I first watched Freddy Krueger. I was lucky enough that when I was younger I had a TV in my room but this was during the days when you could only get the five channels. Late at night when I probably should have been sleeping, I was flipping through the five channels and came across screaming and bloodshed. Clearly I was fascinated by this and stayed on the channel and that was when I first met Mr. Krueger. I was amazed by this character and sooner or later, I managed to watch more and more. I was Grandad's little princess and I begged him to buy me the box set when I saw it in HMV. He probably didn't know what it was so he bought it for me, no questions asked. Thanks Granddad! With all seven movies to watch, I had my nights fulfilled. Please note that I will be going through the entire franchise and therefore there may be spoilers of who lives and who dies. The Box Set The box set is the Ultimate Collector's Edition. It features a scary looking Robert Englund on the front as Freddy Kruger and a short description on the back of the box set explaining what DVDs are contained in the box set together with chapters, duration, subtitles and screen size. The box set is like a sleeve so all the DVDs are contained inside the sleeve. The sleeve is easy enough to get out with a little wiggle. The DVD are in a flip case. The presentation of the DVDs are nice and all the DVDs have the same look and style. They are all in order as well. Inside there is a booklet ...

Microgynon 30 Contraceptive Pill 11/11/2017

No Bubbas For Me

Microgynon 30 Contraceptive Pill My periods were always strange when I was younger. One month it would be weak, then I wouldn't come on for months, then it would be very heavy, then I would have another period a few weeks later etc. It was an absolute nightmare for me when I first started my periods. After a while, I was getting sick and tired of it. Being in school, and having girls talking about their contraception, one friend I was talking to spoke about her going on the pill to sort her periods out. I can't really remember having a sex education in school where we spoke about options girls had so hearing this was great for me. I went to my GP and spoke about my issues and she said that going on the pill would not only protect me against pregnancy but would also make my periods more normal. So originally, my going on the pill was for me to sort out my periods rather than ensuring that I wasn't eating for two at 15. What is Microgynon 30 It is a daily combined hormonal contraceptive pill. Ingredients 150 micrograms of the progestogen levonorgestrel 30 micrograms of the oestrogen ethinylestradiol How To Take You will need to go to your GP and ask to go on the contraceptive pill. You may not be given Microgynon 30 but it is an option. Your doctor should take your blood pressure and you will be asked a series of questions to ensure that you are able to take the pill. These will include whether anyone in your family has had breast cancer, whether you are pregnant, any issues with heart disease etc. ...

Misfits - Series 1 - Complete (DVD) 10/11/2017

Fantastic Start To The Misfits Series

Misfits - Series 1 - Complete (DVD) I watched this when it first came out in 2009 and I loved it. Sitting around at lunch at work wondering what to do with my hour of freedom, I decided that I would spend my time re-watching the first series... And so I did. Obviously not all in one day, not sure how work would feel about that. Information Genre: Action, Black Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi & Supernatural Created: Howard Overman (Hotel Babylon) Writers Howard Overman, Jon Brown & Mike O'Leary Creative Director: Mollie Sian Smith Executive Producers: Howard Overman, Murray Ferguson, Matt Jarvis & Petra Fried Producers: Kate Crowe, Matt Strevens & Nick Pitt Production Company: Clerkenwell Films Network: E4 Released: 2009 Episodes: 6 Opening Theme: "Echoes" by The Rapture Composer: Vince Pope Country: UK Language: English Characters Curtis Donovan - Nathan Stewart-Jarrett (Utopia) Simon Bellamy - Iwan Rhoen (Game of Thrones) Kelly Bailey - Lauren Socha (The Unloved) Alisha Daniels - Antonia Thomas (Lovesick) Nathan Young - Robert Sheehan (Killing Bono) Sally - Alex Reid (The Descent) Pete - Michael Obiora (Grange Hill) Tony Morecombe - Danny Sapani (The Oxford Murders) Louise Young - Michelle Fairley (Game of Thrones) Mike Young - Dexter Fletcher (Hotel Babylon) Gary - Josef Altin (Game of Thrones) Rachel - Jessica Brown Findlay (Victor Frankenstein) Plot We start off the series following five people who are doing community service for different reasons. With their personalities clashing and ...

Star Trek Beyond (DVD) 08/11/2017

Star Trek Boooooooring

Star Trek Beyond (DVD) Don't get me wrong, I know of Star Trek but I didn't know it in great detail. I'm not a Trekkie that can speak Klingon (anyone realise that Trekkie and Klingon automatically capitalise on Word?). Not that I thought the show was bad but space films and tv shows aren't something that I immediately jump on. So, I went round a friend's house and we were deciding what to watch. He asked me if I had ever watched Star Trek to which I replied "no, not really something that interests me". I think he was kind of shocked because I turned to my side and suddenly saw an array of Star Trek videos. Damn! I just insulted a fan... So in light of the discovery of my virginity to Star Trek, he decided that we should watch the new Star Trek movie. At first, I wasn't particularly interested but seeing as his horror collection was not of high quantity, what did I have to lose? I must admit that I adored the first movie and said afterwards that we needed to watch the episodes at some point. Next movie night was the second film and after that I saw Star Trek Beyond in Tesco, purchased it and sent him the picture to confirm the next movie night feature. We didn't have another movie night for months after and as much as I was desperate to watch Beyond, I felt that it would be a betrayal, even going as far as to sit upstairs when the family was watching it on Sky. True friendship right there! Finally! We managed to watch it including the special features (because I'm kind of a nerd like that). However, ...

Auschwitz - The Nazis And The Final Solution (DVD) 07/11/2017

A Detailed Look Into The Life

Auschwitz - The Nazis And The Final Solution (DVD) I've always been really keen on history; I love learning about history. Our world set in a different time, what life was like back then, the things that happen and I think it is amazing that buildings and the like that were built so many years ago are still around today for us to go to and visit. Want to take me on a good date? Take me somewhere that has a history to it, some substance about it, something that is interesting. So, as my love for history remains I'm always interested to learn new things about it. Even subjects that I already know about. World War II for instance. I know the basics of what happens during WWII but I am always intrigued to keep learning about it, even things that I have already gone over. It's a time period that has so much going on, I think there is always something new to learn about it. So, as my Netflix journey continues, I came across this BBC program. I hadn't seen it shown on the BBC and the history of Auschwitz has been a subject that I have always been interested in learning more about. Obviously I learnt about it in school but there was so much to cover for GCSE, that we didn't stay too long on a subject. So when this documentary came up, I decided to dedicate my time into watching it. Information Genre: Documentary Year: 2005 Episodes: 6 Narrator: Samuel West Language: English Network: BBC Episodes 1. Surprising Beginnings 2. Orders & Initiatives 3. Factories of Death 4. Corruption 5. Frenzied Killing 6. Liberation & ...
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