I am a man who is easily distracted and has an extremely short attention span, so on the advice of my long-suffering therapist, I decided to take up a new hobby. Unable to decide what this new past-time should be, I opted to take a part-time job as a market research assistant for Nair – the Hair removal Experts, (I am reliably informed, and as it states on my decorative name badge). My duties involve interviewing attractive young ladies and asking them personal questions about their underarm personal hygiene and recording their answers on my clipboard. At the same time I am obligated to ...
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