... She has been put together by those great people at Nestle who I think deserve a standing ovation for a fantastic job with this wee babe. Oh come on don't be a blinking bore, stand up and give a clap, let's make it a Ciao online ovation. Just humour me ok………
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Advantages: Great Bite Disadvantages: Very Filling
...by those great people at Nestle who I think deserve a standing ovation for a fantastic job with this wee babe. Oh come on don't be a blinking bore, stand up and give a clap, let's make it a Ciao online ovation. Just humour me ok………
The best before date on this bugger is actually under the foil but mine is still way in date. The ingredients are Sugar of course for that morning Buzz, Dried whole milk, Cocoa butter ( yukkk), Vegetable fat ( jeez my ... ...of old flavouring stuff…..Jeeez I think that Cocoa butter is starting to turn over in my stomach now, wish I hadn't have read that now !!.................
Oh look they have a Contact us Free number. It's 0800604604 for the good old uk. 0080063785385 for Ireland…Oh happy days they even have a website at www.nestle.co.uk...I am gonna have a wee nosey at it, back in a wee minute….........
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Advantages: IT'S NOT JUST FOR BOYS !!! Disadvantages: IT'S NOT JUST FOR BOYS !!!
...bought myself a bar of nestle yorkie I haven’t tried these before but I was thinking of someone at the time and I felt sure this was the sort of chocolate he would like, so I decided to try it for myself. I bought a nice big monster bar and as you must know by now the advertising for this particular bar has taken a bit of a bashing.
First of all it calls itself the macho bar,and the television adverts are always banging away how it is not a girls ... ...biscuit,there are several different types there are almond,milk chocolate,chocolate and raisen. I also believe a honeycomb one is now available.
Anyway this one is a 70g bar at the price of 40 pence,it is in a shiny maroon coloured packet with the words yorkie in large yellow letters the O being in white with a picture of a lady and a red cross through it meaning of course off limits to women.
This sort of negative advertising gets my back up if ...
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Advantages: Larger than the average chunks Disadvantages: Slightly over priced
...41.3g
Fat 20.7g
Nestle Consumer Service: PO Box 203, York, Y091 1XY Tel. 0800 000039 (UK only). Trade Mark Owners: 2001 Societe des Produits Nestle SA, Vevey, Switzerland,
Visit www.nestle.co.uk for more details
Look out for my other Concise Opinions on: Cadburys Cream Egg, Cadburys Double Deckers, McVities Munch Bites, Nestle Walnut Whip and the Mars Bar. ...
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Advantages: Huge chocolate bar Disadvantages: perhaps too big for one person
...other side of the bar Nestle have written “original” so you know which variety you are getting.
I removed the wrapper and revealed a huge slab of chocolate. It sat there on my kitchen table looking like a blunt weapon. I smelt it and was rewarded with a very chocolaty smell. It smelt just like the Easter egg chocolate you get with Nestle Easter eggs such as the Smarties Easter egg. Flip the bar over and you see that the Yorkie is divided up into ... ...twice the size of an ordinary square of chocolate (such as you would find in a Cadbury’s Dairy Milk bar). I reckon they were at least half an inch high. Each ingot had “Yorkie” stamped on top.
The first piece broke off with perhaps a little more effort that is needed with smaller chocolate bars. There was no audible snap but then again it has been very warm recently so the chocolate was probably a little soft. The piece was almost too big to put ...
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Advantages: Big and satisfying (just how I like my men) Disadvantages: Really?
...the latest marketing ploy from Nestle and actually think that they have got it all wrong!
The latest campaign tells us that the Yorkie bar is for men only. It “doesn’t come in pink”, is “king sized, not queen sized” and shouldn’t be used to “feed the birds”. Basically “it’s not for girls”. Strangely enough, this campaign (following on from the more traditional, and certainly less ... ...(raisin and biscuit). Surely Nestle have omitted to notice the feminine appeal here. I like my men big and chunky – that’s Yorkie. I like my men to have substance – that’s Yorkie. Men like their women sexy – that’s not Yorkie. They like variety – that’s not Yorkie.
The adverts are intended to be tongue in cheek (as is much of my opinion) but have we really come this far? I don’t want to be told ...
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Advantages: It is Ice Cream Disadvantages: It actually will run out
...In my book ice cream is a girlie substance. We eat it when we are experiencing hormonal changes (that would be all the time then!), emotional changes (like I said, that would be all the time then!) and mood changes (see previous comments in brackets!). Regardless of the above, women know how to eat ice cream. We enjoy it and it turns us into selfish, evil people, especially if you want some of OUR ice cream. BUT Nestle reckons that Yorkie is not for girls! This of course applies to the ice cream too and the 'No Girls' sign in the O of the word Yorkie on the packaging would support this belief! I, beg to differ…
I am a girl - does that surprise you? (My family would beg to differ). I fart, burp (and I'm proud of it), I drink pints and get into arguments with anyone who wants one over football matches - which some people would say makes...
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Advantages: It's chocolate ice cream! Disadvantages: The pot's a bit of an inconvenient shape for the freezer!
......and I've tried that and it mings! However, I guess it was the 'no girls' sign that made me feel rebelious and like I wanted to do exactly what I was being told not to. Once I'd struggled with the fact that I am obviously a Marketeers dream and didn't want to succombe to Nestle's reverse psychological tactics, I figured that if they made me want it that much they deserved a little reward, so I bought it, for a very reasonable £1.99. Except it's not really is it, when you think that there's two lots of other people's profit that must come out of that before you get to the actual cost of manufacture! Viva communism I say!
Yorkie ice cream is basically 1 litre of chocolate ice cream with little chocolate bits, which it turns out taste nothing like real Yorkie. It boasts that it's 'Dairy ice cream' on the pack, which worries me as surely...
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Advantages: The chunkiest around Disadvantages: Don't eat in front of women's rights campaigners
...Yorkies new campaign to advertise yorkie bars announce that 'It's not for girls.'
Bold statement to make considering that every 'girl power' group across the UK have been mildly miffed by this and lots of women have even actively vetoed Nestle products as a result.
Although incoherent to this review, i couldn't really care less whether you was a girl or guy eating this product since it tastes the same either way without letting principalities get the better of you. There may even be a psychological factor in buying yorkie products influenced by the advertising strategies in this way. Not sure whether Nestle were aiming for a niche market or trying to attract more consumers but they sure got the attention of the general public.
Geting back on topic.......
Yorkie bars have got to be the chunkiest chocolate bar around compared...
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