Ode to Ciao

I haven't been here very long , but simply had to say
My days are disappearing since I found the Ciao cafe
Im sitting at my desk for hours writing up reviews
So many ideas in my head I find it hard to choose
But glancing in my mirror , I spot my flattened ass
Ive got a sneaking feeling that my bum's expanding fast
I've really got to do some work , or exercise at least
My husband's eating egg and chips instead of evening feast
My eyes are strained , my fingers numb , Ive really got to stop
( but first I'll finish summing up my favourite place to shop )
And then I promise , I will go and tackle all these jobs
The house looks like a drop-in centre for the local yobs
The cats are starving , missed their tea 'cos I was too engrossed
And when our friends pop round I'm really not the model host
So thanks , you lot , for causing me so much domestic strife
If you weren't so addictive I might just still have a life !