Being a man in the know about '
Best Before Dates' - I was called into my partner's boudoir, who'd just spied a digital printed code on her old purple '
rabbit' - (vibrator) which distinctly appeared like a '
BBD'. I claimed that I didn't know that these sorts of electrical devices had '
BBD's', but to be on the safe-side, don't use it until I popped into Ann Summers, to find out for sure. Naturally this old thing looked as if it had been battered about a bit. The next day I popped into Ann Summers. I left the shop with good news that her trusted old 'rabbit vibrator' didn't have a '
BBD' - so she could recommence on its usage. I didn't leave Ann Summers empty handed, due to their remarkably good sales tactics. The Ann Summer's sales rep looked me up and down and softly said: "
I've got just the thing for you sir!" - Without a word uttered from my lips, she handed me an 'O Vibrating Ring'. The sale sentence clincher was: "
She'll love it". Considering the price was 5.00 GBP, I purchased what looked like a transparent piece of rubbery candy, with a pouch. I got the gist that I had to wear it on my appendage, but that was it. I'd worn rings before but not as techie and elaborate as this one.
Walking around like a dog with two tails; I showed the device to my partner and she squealed with delight. I felt she over reacted but hey, I'm no judge. She eyed the device as if it was a cream bun - she'd never look at my appendage with that much glee. It was at that moment I knew there would now be three in the bed; not that I was complaining - anyhow, just to see that gorgeous face light up was enough for me. (No violins please!)
Later on... I heard a far off low drone noise, and originally thought it was the old clapped out fridge from the kitchen. Then I realised she had started without me - slightly miffed I prodded towards the bedroom and entered; I was greeted with sloppy wet kisses, as if I was greeted by an overexcited Labrador. Her blond hair ravishingly bouncy; her areola's pert - The 'O Vibrating Ring's main nodule was nesting on top of her clitoris, electrically stimulating her, opening her rose buds up. Surely, this device was invented by a female, who hates men, because no man could give this much pleasure to a clit, without penetration. Foreplay was on the agenda, so without further ado I melted into her. The heat the device generated was rather surprising, either that or we both had overheated in the moment. I must admit, I didn't feel as much as she did as it was between our bodies vibrating - even when the 'vibrator' roles were reversed whereby the 'O Ring' was fitted on my shaft and scrotum the electrical impulses weren't as powerful as it seemed on her. Nevertheless, it may help shaving your genitals before-hand - evidently, when your pubes get caught around the rubbery nodules, it is painful, especially if hairs are caught connected to your scrotum - It is worth noting. The 'O' Vibrator Ring' is incredibly versatile - size has no bearing on this piece of apparatus, although girth width favours the slender appendages.
However, the amorous session did go on for longer, mainly due to the fiddling about with the device; but don't tell Ann Summers. Bless she did glow afterwards, her tasseled golden hair framing her crimson cheeks.
Buzz - Like - Yeah!!
You get about 45 - 48 minutes of usage out of this device, overall. Recharging it is not optional, because it is disposable - Ann Summers going eco-friendly at affordable prices. I remind my lovely partner that the 'O' Vibrator Ring' only lasts until it finishes and that is it; but the good news is I last for a lifetime. I don't wilt or just stop operating after three quarters of an hour is up. I would like to say she gave me a loving smile and said "Aaah, what a wonderful thing to say" - instead she said: "No, you'll have to pop down to Ann Summers more often". I replied: "That's fine, they're very friendly". I could see her brain ticking over at that point. She then said: "Maybe, I should pop along as well". That means more fun and games then.©1st2thebar 2012
Battery integrated in device.
Advise to not add lubricants while using this product.
Clean after every use.
4/5 Star Rating.
45 Minutes of the Beautiful Game 
:-) made me giggle