This is a poem about a young mouse that sadly isn't with us any more, a more conventional cheese lured him unsuspectingly into a deadly mouse-trap. However this unique little warrior has left his legacy on the world. I can feel my self welling up so before I start blubbering, here goes..........
There was a small mouse called Keith, who circumcised boys with his teeth, it wasn’t for leisure, or sexual pleasure, it was to get to the cheese underneath!
I hope as a mark of respect you will observe your own minute silence as a tribute, and hold in your mind thoughts of this rodent and his love for cheese. If anything I hope this has made you think twice about exterminating these so called pests. Increase the peace!
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EEEGGWWWGH lmao though.
I think you may need to consider getting some help though.
This is the strangest thing ive seen on here lol.It was definatly bizzare, unique, and funny but definatly a bit mental.
michaird 12.09.2002 23:31
Your a mentalist. When our hamster died we tried to revive it with a 9volt battery but it didn't work :O( Thanks for the COT! Chelle
begynne 11.09.2002 16:39
Have you been drinking ? Funny if a little ( a lot actually) weird :) Ingrid
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