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THE JOKES ARE ON ME

AdvantagesNONE FOR ME AS I RELIVE THESE EMBARRASSING MOMENTS

DisadvantagesYOU MAY LAUGH

"Today I met up with my friend who I haven't seen for over a year. We were having a good old belly laugh at things that had happened to us over the years, so I decided that I would share few of my funnier, if not embarrassing, incidents with you. I'm only going to tell you them on condition you don't laugh :O) 10 The nuisance phonecaller For Christmas last year, my husband Barry and I decided to upgrade our almost extinct mobile phones for newer ..." Read review
21.11.2003

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Community Level 7Cheekychic...

Cheekychicken

Life through the eyes of a Chicken

AdvantagesThey're funny

DisadvantagesThe joke is always on someone else

"...longer and come up with 10 things that didn't actually involve any of those and eventually I was sucessful, well almost. What follows is the story of my life, from childhood to now and a few friends and family thrown in for good measure. Please sit back and enjoy the ride, names have not been changed for embarrasment purposes because I really don't care, hehe. ~~~THE NAUGHTY CHILD~~~ The good old days, this first scenario happened when ..." Read review
30.05.2002

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Community Level 6mortimus

mortimus

mortimus and mark.collins write off redux

AdvantagesYou may like it

DisadvantagesYou may not

"Ok so there I was one day loitering on Ciao when mark.collins comes over and has a chat. Now after having a giggle at the universe in general. We decide to have a Write off however instead of choosing your opponent a subject I, in a brief moment of total insanity, suggested we get Trampus to choose a subject. So mark leaves a note in her guest book and eventually we get a response, after all Trampus is a busy lady. **** The Curtains open**** Ten ..." Read review
23.05.2002

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Would You Buy A Car From The Mad Cabbie

AdvantagesSee text of opinion

DisadvantagesSee text of opinion

"~ ~Let me share some very funny moments from a long and very crazy life with you. You’re only getting five, by the way, and not ten, as I wrote the anecdotes before the introduction, and the word count is already over 2,000 words. So not wanting to bore you all to death, here are just FIVE of my funniest memories. 1. ~ ~ In my old drinking days, when I badly needed extra funds to finance my massive habit, a tried and trusted method of ..." Read review
19.06.2002

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Community Level 7kazziebears

kazziebears

Water water everywhere.....

AdvantagesFunny now!!!! And laughter is the best medicine:o)

DisadvantagesNot at the time!! That's the only disadvantage!

"...that there will be exactly 10 things. So, in no particular order, here they are!! 1. Fire fire...well almost!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I started my career with the NHS as a scrubber, the correct title being a Domestic. I was started off under the wing of one of the more experienced Domestics and as I grew in confidence and ability, you do you know, even as a cleaner:o) I was given more and more responsibility. The highlight of this new ..." Read review
31.01.2003

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10 Funniest Things That Have Happened To Me

AdvantagesI can learn how to write on this category

DisadvantagesI am not good enough to write on this category

"...played together. But since about 10 years ago, he has left me forever in a car accident. This experience took place at a break-time. As usual we played though we sat at the different classes and levels. Physically I was much bigger than he was but it was not the problem. Our different school uniforms were not the reason for me to play with my only brother. But once unexpectedly he fell down while we were playing. He was crying and a teacher ..." Read review
01.06.2002

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..Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Advantagesyou may laugh like a blocked drain.

DisadvantagesThen again,-you might not!

"Hi guys! Well,yes,chrissie is well, truly BACK. And after a fortnight of silence in the op dept.I thought I may aswell get the maiden voyage over with. Trouble was-what to write about whilst waiting for my holiday experiences/cottage op to be added..? I see ciao are going to take for ever over the 6 other product additions I have requested-so this is the best I could come up with,-for the time being. Be fore warned.some of them are terrible! ..." Read review
01.05.2003

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Community Level 7jonwhite

jonwhite

10 Funniest Things That Have Happened To Me

AdvantagesHopefully amusing if not funny. True life stories

DisadvantagesBeing around me when I get the devil inside!

"Prepare yourself for a belly-full of laughs, with my contribution to the Ten Funniest Things that have happened to me, or should I say, ‘have happened to me and others’. Well I hope you laugh, some of my ‘victims’ did not see the funny side of thinks straight away. All will become clear…. Now I am a bit of a practical joker, as I am sure Pelenya will tell you, and I love to play jokes on people. So this is a mixture of stunts, gags and wind-ups ..." Read review
27.05.2002

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Community Level 4mark.collins

mark.collins

mark.collins and mortimus rumble seat write off...

AdvantagesI might win

DisadvantagesI might not win

"Before I start this opinion I would just like to talk about the two man write off. Mortimus and I are writing an opinion on this subject and basically all you have to do is rate them. At the end of an allocated time period, we will see who has had the most reads and best ratings and the best person wins. Simple. Now to the Opinion... This is probably the hardest opinion I have ever had to write. I have an awful memory so you will have to pardon ..." Read review
23.05.2002

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Community Level 6Cazz

Cazz

Humour is open to all

Advantageshappy memories

Disadvantagesthese things don't happen all the time (or is that sometimes and advantage??)

"Well this one certainly got me thinking. I seem to have days where funny things happen all the time, but I might not be laughing at the time… other things I find hilarious but might leave others cold… there are lots of different types of funny things, so here are a few of mine (in no particular order) 1. FUNNY – BUT DEEP DOWN YOU FEEL ROTTEN. At school I was one of those people who liked to push lax uniform (and other) rules ..." Read review
25.05.2002

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Community Level 5dibalmond

dibalmond

Slugs, Dog Poo and Bruises

Advantagesfunny

Disadvantagesmight embarrass happeninbabe

"This is a mixed bag of funny experiences. I hope you enjoy reading them, that includes Katie. (happeninbabe) ~~Running Errands~~ My mom would often send me to the local shops to get things for her. The one day she sent me to the butchers to get some corned beef. I went in and I wondered why they asked me twice how much I wanted. It wasn’t until I looked at how much they had sliced that I realised that instead of asking for a quarter of corned ..." Read review
30.05.2002

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Community Level 5Pelenya

Pelenya

I Don't Believe This

AdvantagesSome were quite embarrassing

DisadvantagesLaugh and laugh again

"Going back through life’s experiences, it’s hard to narrow down the ten funniest things that have ever happened to me. Also, it’s often difficult to distinguish the funniest from the most embarrassing. However, I’m always up for a challenge, so here goes….. ***WRECKING THE DRIVER’S ED CAR*** I believe I’ve expressed in previous opinions my dislike for driving. Well, this may be part of the reason why. When I was 15 years old and training to ..." Read review
27.05.2002

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Community Level 7AimeeLouis...

AimeeLouise18

Total humiliation

Advantagesnone

DisadvantagesI get embarrassed :( lol

" After reading CheekyChicken's op on this topic I decided to write my own just to lighten up the mood a little.Hope you enjoy these little stories and if I can think of any more later I will add them. *You've gotta roll with it" Now this is probably the funniest thing I have ever done to date.I had this huge crush on a guy called David Noble.Now this was a serious crush I had it for 3 whole years.Anyway he'd just got a girlfriend.I was devastated ..." Read review
13.03.2003

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Community Level 6Simoncook1

Simoncook1

Drink beer dont drop it

AdvantagesNA

DisadvantagesNA

"After reading Angusreid’s 10 funniest thing’s I just had to have a go myself – while mine are perhaps not as funny as Angus’s, at least they don’t all involve alcohol. 1) Drop a beer There I was standing in a top Cardiff Bar holding a pint of beer – it was the first of the night and I hadn’t even sipped any yet. A couple of young ladies were looking towards me and my friend and I thought ‘Woohoo, ..." Read review
07.06.2002

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Community Level 8SusanLesley

SusanLesley

From sleeping on the loo to swearing on the fair

AdvantagesFunny now even if they weren't at the time!

DisadvantagesNone - you have to be able to laugh at yourself!

"I saw this category and tried to think of ten things to write about, but initially couldn’t think of any! Don’t think I lead a sad and boring existence, because I don’t. I just couldn’t bring any incidents to mind. As I have read other people’s opinion in this category certain triggers have been activated in my mind and I have remembered some stories to tell you. BLACKPOOL PLEASURE BEACH (1) We had been on the Watersplash ride, which is basically ..." Read review
30.05.2002

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